Romancing the Stone Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1984
- 106 min
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Where's my suitcase?
ZOLO:
You don't have to walk. Another bus willcome along.
They know nothing. They are peasants.
JOAN:
Another bus? Really?ZOLO:
Of course.There are schedules to be maintained...
even in Colombia.
What?
- The purse.
- What are you--
.La bolsa!
[Man whistling]
.Alto!
JOAN:
Aah!.Fuera!
JOAN:
Oh, my God!JACK:
What the hell?Jesus Christ!
What the hell happened to my birds?!
Son of a b*tch!
Hi.
I demand this car in the name of the law.
Uh...
Turn this car around.
Oh, no. Talk about breaks.
ZOLO:
Don't I know you?RALPH:
No comprendo.ZOLO:
You are American.RALPH:
I hate Americanos.I spit on 'em.
Ptew! I hate Americanos!
They're scumo! Scum!
ZOLO:
Are you French?Well, honey, looks like we're gonna
have to wait...
just a little longer.
Sh*t.
JOAN:
Excuse me.Could you please tell me how to get to a
telephone?
JACK:
No, lady, I don't have any idea. I'm sorry.JOAN:
It's very important that I get one.JACK:
We've all got our problems today,don't we?
JOAN:
Can you tell me where the nearest town is?- How about Miami?
JACK:
This is it. You got rush hour.JOAN:
I have to get to Cartagena.JACK:
Cartagena?Angel, you are hell and gone from Cartagena.
Cartagena's over there on the coast.
- But they told me this bus.
- Who told you that?
That man that--
JACK:
That nice man who pulled a gun on you?Uh-huh.
What else did he tell you?
Please, I need your help.
JACK:
I guess that's my new career.JOAN:
It's very--Lady, half a year's work just flew south for the
winter.
My Jeep is totaled.
In five minutes, everything I own is gonna
be wet...
so could you lighten up? I don't have the time.
I'll pay you.
You don't understand. It's a matter of life and
death.
- If I don't get--
- How much?
Fifty dollars?
Oh, sh*t.
You said you just lost everything you owned.
JACK:
Not my sense of humor.JOAN:
I'll pay you a hundred dollars!Two hundred dollars!
JACK:
I'll do it.For five.
JOAN:
What?!I'll pay you two hundred and fifty dollars.
Now, I ain't cheap, but I can be had.
My minimum price for taking a stranded woman...
to a telephone is four hundred dollars.
Will you take three hundred seventy-five
in traveler's checks?
- American Express?
- Of course.
You have got a deal.
Good.
[Thunder]
.Senor Zolo!
[Speaking Spanish]
[Sighs]
You got any valuables in that suitcase?
No. Yes! All my clothes and things.
You got an umbrella?
No.
JACK:
You got a good pair of walking shoes?They're all like these.
Uh-huh.
JACK:
OK, let's make some time.You b--Aah!
Aw, sh*t!
Whoa-ho-ho!
Aaah!
Whoa!
[Whimpering]
[Laughing]
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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