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Absolutely ancient.

Dad, you can be so boring sometimes.

MAN AND One, two...

I got you.

Did you see that?!

No.

Yee-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

Oh, my gosh. They're stopping.

Oooh!

Keep your shirt on, c*nt-face.

- Katie.

- G'day, Neil.

Oi.

Bloody charming. There's ladies present.

Sorry, ladies.

Sorry about that, folks.

This shouldn't take a minute.

- Oooh!

- Mate, I'm at work.

Katie, we're just saying g'day

to the tourists, yeah?

- G'day, tourists.

- Tourists.

Yeah, you can take the photo, darlin'.

Oooh, please. Pop it out.

Hope you brought

your microscope!

Alright, you've acquainted yourself

with the tourists.

Now would you acquaint yourself

with the other end of the river?

Come on, mate. Let's just f*** off, eh?

No, hang on.

I just wanna know why

Miss Captain Katie Coo here

is acting so high and mighty these days.

What is it, Katie?

Why won't you have a bar of me, sweet?

Excuse me, son, the young lady

asked you politely to remove yourself.

We'd like to get on with our tour.

F*** me, it's John f***in' Wayne.

This is the tour, John.

Me and Col, we're the wildlife.

Hello.

- We're ducks!

- I'm gonna keep this simple for you.

I'm gonna count to three

and ask you to leave.

What the f*** are you gawking at,

four-eyes?

- One.

- I don't know.

I got the brochure but it didn't

say anything about a**holes.

- He's a poofter, mate.

- Two.

I'm not kidding, mate.

Bullshit, Katie.

F***!

- Oooh!

- Whoa!

Jeez...

Get out!

You right there, mate?

- Sorry about that, folks.

- Unbelievable.

As you can see, human pollution

is one of the greatest threats

to the environment out here.

Collin! Collin, you bloody idiot!

- Sorry, mate. I...

- What are you f***in' doing?!

Forget it, mate. It's over.

About 1 0 days. Yeah,

we got four weeks all up, so...

Nice. I'm seeing things

I don't think my friends would believe.

We got some on you inadvertently before.

Alright, we'll be heading home now.

Should take us about an hour or so.

I'll have you back in time to grab an

ice-cream on your way back to town.

- Oh, swell.

- Thank you all for a wonderful day.

Finishes now?

Um, special thanks

to John Wayne and to 'Four-Eyes'.

Top work, Four-Eyes.

I think they deserve a round of applause.

- Thanks, guys.

- Well done. Well done.

Up in this part of the world,

we call you 'top blokes'.

Don't know where I'd have been

without youse.

Please don't film me.

Honey, please don't.

Did you see that?

- No. What?

- I think I saw something.

Flare, I think. Up there. There.

Should we say something?

- Excuse me, miss.

- My husband just saw something.

I think it was a flare.

- Where'd you see it?

- Up there.

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