
Roger Dodger
- R
- Year:
- 2002
- 106 min
- $1,169,941
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What's happening right now|is important only in the context...
of our continuing evolution|as a species.
Roger, all I'm saying is that I wish my|sister would learn to read a subway map.
By saying that, you disregard|the primary importance...
of utility in human relationships.
Our ability--|Men's ability to read maps...
to navigate, makes us useful.
You should discourage your sister|from even looking at a map.
Are you saying that we women|have an inferior sense of direction?.
Which way is north,Joyce,|without looking around?.
What?.
You heard me. Point north.|Quick. North.
Quick. North.
North. North.
- You're right.|- Is he right?.
- He's right.|- Very impressive.
As she has throughout history...
the female responds to the male|who displays the most utility.
By honing those skills|which make me useful...
I stave off|my inevitable obsolescence.
You stay home honing your ability|to program a VCR?.
My VCR's been flashing 1 2:00|for three years.
What else, Roger?.
Oh, driving a standard shift.|Lifting heavy things.
- Air guitar.|- Yes, yes.
Go ahead and chuckle, okay?.
But until women evolve the ability|to move objects telepathically--
and they will--
physical strength|remains a primary utility.
Here's to brute strength then.
Roger, you're forgetting|a very important male utility.
What's that?. Barbecuing?.
Sex.
Yeah. I want a guy to do more|than just program my VCR.
Oh, I'll program your VCR, baby,|like you never had it.
It's a top-loader.|You thinkyou can handle that?.
Interestingly, a group of scientists|in England...
just announced their intention|to fertilize an egg...
without the use of sperm cells.
I don't understand that.
Every cell in the human body|contains a copy of the genome pattern.
The only reason sperm cells|have all the fun is that up until now...
they were the only ones with access.
Within Christopher's lifetime,|artificial insemination...
will render sperm as useless|as an assembly line worker in Detroit.
Luckily, my accountant set up a golden|parachute for my sperm years ago.
In case they were downsized.
Just so you know, Roger,|you know that we women...
make love because we like it.
- Not just to procreate.|- Yes.
- But are men absolutely necessary?.|- I don't know that.
Think of the structure|of the female genitalia.
Wait. Wait.|Okay, got it.
What is the most sensitive part|of the vagina?.
-I can't believe we've gotten into this.|-I thinkyou know this, Donovan.
It's the clitoris, first discovered|by Renaldus Columbus in 1 559.
He thought it was India.
Oh, no!. No!.
The crown of the clitoris|contains 8,000 nerve fibers.
It's a far great concentration|than in any part of the male body...
even our fingertips.
It is the most efficient,|pleasure-delivery system...
ever devised by nature.
Now, ask yourself...
why didn't the clitoris end up|inside the vagina...
so that intercourse|would be naturally...
compellingly, constantly pleasurable|for a woman?.
- I know the answer.|- Yes, Ms. Maynard.
Because in primitive time,|women died of childbirth.
So for intercourse to be|too pleasurable...
wouldn't make sense|from a Darwinian standpoint.
- I'm impressed.|- Absolutely right.
- What does that tell us?.|- Evolution is looking out for us girls?.
- Exactly.|- That for women...
intercourse and sexual fulfillment|were never intended to intersect.
New technology|just makes it official.
Future generations ofwomen will evolve|clitorises-- "clitori, clitorati"--
"Clitorissimo."
that are larger, longer,|even more sensitive.
And a woman's ability, as well as|her desire to self-stimulate...
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