Roger Dodger

What's happening right now|is important only in the context...

of our continuing evolution|as a species.

Roger, all I'm saying is that I wish my|sister would learn to read a subway map.

By saying that, you disregard|the primary importance...

of utility in human relationships.

Our ability--|Men's ability to read maps...

to navigate, makes us useful.

You should discourage your sister|from even looking at a map.

Are you saying that we women|have an inferior sense of direction?.

Which way is north,Joyce,|without looking around?.

What?.

You heard me. Point north.|Quick. North.

Quick. North.

North. North.

- You're right.|- Is he right?.

- He's right.|- Very impressive.

As she has throughout history...

the female responds to the male|who displays the most utility.

By honing those skills|which make me useful...

I stave off|my inevitable obsolescence.

You stay home honing your ability|to program a VCR?.

My VCR's been flashing 1 2:00|for three years.

What else, Roger?.

Oh, driving a standard shift.|Lifting heavy things.

- Air guitar.|- Yes, yes.

Go ahead and chuckle, okay?.

But until women evolve the ability|to move objects telepathically--

and they will--

physical strength|remains a primary utility.

Here's to brute strength then.

Roger, you're forgetting|a very important male utility.

What's that?. Barbecuing?.

Sex.

Yeah. I want a guy to do more|than just program my VCR.

Oh, I'll program your VCR, baby,|like you never had it.

It's a top-loader.|You thinkyou can handle that?.

Interestingly, a group of scientists|in England...

just announced their intention|to fertilize an egg...

without the use of sperm cells.

I don't understand that.

Every cell in the human body|contains a copy of the genome pattern.

The only reason sperm cells|have all the fun is that up until now...

they were the only ones with access.

Within Christopher's lifetime,|artificial insemination...

will render sperm as useless|as an assembly line worker in Detroit.

Luckily, my accountant set up a golden|parachute for my sperm years ago.

In case they were downsized.

Just so you know, Roger,|you know that we women...

make love because we like it.

- Not just to procreate.|- Yes.

- But are men absolutely necessary?.|- I don't know that.

Think of the structure|of the female genitalia.

Wait. Wait.|Okay, got it.

What is the most sensitive part|of the vagina?.

-I can't believe we've gotten into this.|-I thinkyou know this, Donovan.

It's the clitoris, first discovered|by Renaldus Columbus in 1 559.

He thought it was India.

Oh, no!. No!.

The crown of the clitoris|contains 8,000 nerve fibers.

It's a far great concentration|than in any part of the male body...

even our fingertips.

It is the most efficient,|pleasure-delivery system...

ever devised by nature.

Now, ask yourself...

why didn't the clitoris end up|inside the vagina...

so that intercourse|would be naturally...

compellingly, constantly pleasurable|for a woman?.

- I know the answer.|- Yes, Ms. Maynard.

Because in primitive time,|women died of childbirth.

So for intercourse to be|too pleasurable...

wouldn't make sense|from a Darwinian standpoint.

- I'm impressed.|- Absolutely right.

- What does that tell us?.|- Evolution is looking out for us girls?.

- Exactly.|- That for women...

intercourse and sexual fulfillment|were never intended to intersect.

New technology|just makes it official.

Future generations ofwomen will evolve|clitorises-- "clitori, clitorati"--

"Clitorissimo."

that are larger, longer,|even more sensitive.

And a woman's ability, as well as|her desire to self-stimulate...

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