Rocky Mountain Christmas Page #3

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Well, you're

all the wiser for it.

Besides, you'll be back

out in the dating world

in no time.

I doubt that.

All right, here's the last one.

"Mckinney ranch.

Experience what it's like

to live and work

on an authentic horse ranch."

This is it, Peter!

This is exactly

what I'm looking for.

I don't know.

Looks pretty rustic.

I've got a month to get ready

before this thing

starts shooting.

I want to show up on that set

looking like I know

exactly what I'm doing.

The studio would kill me

if they ever found out

I was helping you jeopardize

their 50-million-dollar film.

[Car honking]

What was that?

Why'd that guy honk

and wave at us?

Do you think he recognized me?

No, of course not.

He was--

haven't you ever been

to a small town before?

It's a friendly thing.

He's just doing

a small-town honk and wave.

I don't want to be noticed,

Peter.

That's the whole point, man.

It's the whole point.

You do realize you could've

learned ranch life

anywhere around L.A., right?

Yeah, and I would have had

a dozen paparazzi

photographing and taping me

every time I fell off

a dang horse.

No thanks.

That, see.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's the real ranch life.

Look at that.

[Honks horn]

Okay. what

are you doing?

Just doing the small-town

honk and wave... oops.

Ooh, shoot.

Whoa!

hey, hey, hey.

-You okay?

-Yeah.

-You okay?

-I'm fine.

Nice.

Sorry.

All right, why don't

you go look around?

I'll go see if they're

open for Christmas.

Yeah.

Hi. how are you?

Hey, you want...

I've got a cookie

for you.

You want a cookie?

[Sarah]:

excuse me?

What are you doing?

Um...

Are you about to feed

my horse a cookie?

Uh, his idea.

I think he smelled it

through my jacket pocket, so...

Okay, well,

first of all,

he's a she.

Really?

Wait, I know you.

Hmm.

You're the guy who honked

at us out on the road

and scared the horses.

Right.

I'm sorry about that.

I was trying to do

the small-town honk and wave.

I think it...

Think it backfired.

Yeah, you could say that.

Graham Mitchell.

The actor?

Oh, well, that explains it.

Explains what?

Well...

pretty much everything.

[Laughing]

Sorry, I'm

Sarah mckinney.

My uncle owns

this place.

Oh... oh!

Well then, you're the one

i want to talk to.

So, I...

I came to this town

looking for a place

to find somewhere

where I can learn

everything about ranch life,

just through Christmas,

and this, I've got

to tell you,

looks like

the perfect place.

Well, we're shut down

for the holidays, so...

Okay, um...

I'll work?

Be like a ranch hand.

You are aware

it's Christmas, right?

Yeah, absolutely.

Uh, look,

this week is...

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