RocknRolla Page #4

Take care of him, Jackie.

Lenny, you forgot your lighter.

No, it can't be mine.

It's got your name on it.

All right.

Nothing's gonna stop Lenny

from his big Russian deal.

Yeah, I knew he'd like the lighter.

It was a nice touch, wasn't it?

Yeah, she's a good girl, Jackie.

You give her another drink.

Yeah, you're right.

He wouldn't give me

his favorite painting, would he...

...if he didn't mean business?

Yeah, I've took it off the easel,

and I've put it on the wall.

Yeah, it looks mag...

Archy, I've been... F***.

Oh, f***.

Archy?

Archy, I've been robbed.

What?

Hello?

I said, I've been robbed.

Yeah... I don't know when.

It's the painting.

Yeah, it's the one that Uri gave me.

All right, loaned, for f***'s sake.

Archy, this is not good.

That's his favorite painting.

His lucky painting.

Yeah, all right.

Come around here and bring the troops.

Yeah.

Oh, f*** it,

this isn't what I want to hear.

When Lenny's wheels come off,

he's no good to anyone.

Now, he's gonna stick it

straight on my lap.

And Archy is gonna have to go to work.

Where was it, Len?

Well, let's just take a wild stab in the dark,

shall we, Bandy?

Archy, slap him, send him to school

because I can't take no more of this.

Now, you sort this out.

Get that painting back, bring me a body,

because I'm going to back to bed.

Bandy, you ever ask a stupid question

like that again, you see Danny there?

He's gonna slap you.

I'm sorry, Arch.

I was just trying to use initiative.

Danny, slap him.

With the right, Danny, properly.

No, no, no, come on, do it properly

with the back of the right hand.

- What is this, a tennis match, Arch?

Slap him.

Oh, for f***...

Like this.

Now, if you can master a slap like that...

...there's no need for your clients

to hold back.

They will open up

like a fountain full of words.

No need for strong violence, no, no.

They're transported

back to their childhood.

Putty in your hands.

Ask Bandy.

Look, thinks he's back at school.

But he never went to school, Arch.

You want a slap as well, Daniel, eh?

Now, if the slap don't work,

you cut them or you pay them...

...but keep your receipts

because this ain't the Mafia.

Now, get out there, look for the painting.

- Hello.

- Hi.

Bye.

If you just put the bags in the car,

close the door, walk away.

Ahem. Now, now, boys, do as you're told.

Put the bags in the car,

walk away and keep smiling.

Sorry, is this a robbery?

Yes, it is a robbery. Now, f*** off.

Thank you.

- Very good, Mr. One Two.

- Thank you very much, Mr. Mumbles.

Yeah, give me the keys.

Thanks.

Yeah, very funny.

Oi.

Where's reverse?

You have to lift up the knob

under the...

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