Rocket Science Page #3
Uh...
it... it...
Hold it further away
from your mouth.
What cannot
It can't...
can't st...
can't... can't...
Mr. President...
Some help
from the citizenry.
It can't stand.
I thought it would
sh*t itself.
Thank you.
for the good commoner?
Ladies and gentlemen,
the silence
with which you have listened to
Mr. Lincoln during his hour...
You look taller onstage.
Agnes.
Agnes. Agnes.
Agnes.
I'm trying
not to listen, okay?
Distinctly not to... you're like
one foot away, so just...
Do you wanna
hear your problem?
You've no agenda.
Strictly head-in-
the-ground material.
Look at me.
Look at me.
I wake up every morning
and what do I do?
I create an agenda
for the day,
which is a sub-agenda
for the month,
which is in itself
a pie sl...
which is in itself
a pie slice
of my agenda
for life.
Do you want to hear
my purpose for today?
L... uh, I...
no.
L... I...
I can assure you
that I absolutely
do not.
Probably call the cops
on me anyway.
Hey, Adolf,
switch with me.
Upsy-daisy.
This is my seat.
Like all seats
on this vehicle,
yours has been paid
for with taxpayer money.
Which means that I
or anyone else
has just as much right
to it as you do.
In fact, given
the distinction
between what your family
surely pays in taxes and mine,
I think it's safe to say the seat
is substantially more mine than yours.
Do you see now?
I'll be taking just a minute to talk
to the little man,
and then you can go on borrowing
my seat for as long as you like
until I want it again,
right?
Coach Lumbly,
with the pilgrim hat,
she teaches patterns
of adult living.
She's on her third husband,
name of Wallace Lumbly. Wallace III.
It's a particular pattern she
doesn't lecture us on in class.
Anyway, she came up to me after
a presentation on egalitarianism
and said that although my argumentative
skills were at the fetal stage,
she sensed, somehow she
intuited my potential
and she invited me
on the team.
So now here I am two years later
doing the same thing with you...
recruiting,
ferreting out the debating
talent from the masses.
That's you.
I've ferreted you.
You mean...
you mean
public speaking?
Like, speaking...
in public?
No, I don't think that's...
that's not... that's not very...
Resolved that
the federal government
should support the
teaching of abstinence
in public schools...
from sex.
It's a big step up
from farming.
That was last year's
resolution.
Yeah, I know.
Suit yourself.
But deformed people
are the best.
Maybe it's because they
have a deep resource of anger.
It serves them well.
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