Rock Star Page #4

-My favorite color is rainbow.|-Mine's mauve,

I said no. Haley, did you answer|the telephone? Thank you.

Sunshine Daycare.

Chris! Telephone!

Telephone!|You want to help me crack eggs?

-I want five.|-Five eggs.

Chris? ls that Chris Cole?

-Who is this?|-This is Kirk Cuddy,

Ricki, your accent is|as lame as your playing.

What do you suggest|I do about my playing?

Who is this?

I told you, it's IKirk Cuddy.|I play in a band called Steel Dragon.

-Maybe you've heard ofus,|-I don't have time.

Hang on, hang on.|Listen to this, all right?

Are you lip-synching?

If this is IKirk,|what did you call your third wife?

Do we have to talk about that old slag?|I called her Sugar Bum.

The second wife, too,|It's why the third left,

Now I affectionately refer|to all ladies as Tottie,

Is that enough for you?

My God, this is unbelievable.|I was sorry to hear about your dog.

Pookie?

Yeah. I sent flowers|but I didn't get a response.

But I figured you're so busy.

Can we get past|the This ls Your Life crap?

There's a ticket waiting for you|for a flight to L.A. tomorrow.

-Are you serious?|-Ofcourse I'm serious,

-Tell no one about this,|-Yes, sir.

Good man, I'll see you tomorrow,

Bye.

Right there.

I'm Chris Cole.

I'm Tania. I work with the band.

-You went out with Bobby.|-You look like Bobby.

-Is that all you brought?|-My manager.

We traded the first-class ticket|for two coach.

How resourceful.

Yeah, well, I thought so.

What was that? Did you see that?

Why are we here?

I should let IKirk explain|everything to you.

Are those your breasts?

I'm sorry. What?

Your breasts. Are they yours?

Well, you know, I don't remember.

They're quite sensational.

Well, thanks.|That's just what I was going for.

So you're in a Steel Dragon cover band.

-Tribute band.|-Right.

I'm kind of sort of|in between bands right now.

-Your pants.|-Emily had them made for me.

I bet they're easy|to get in and out of.

So, when do we get there?|Tania, is it?

Tania.

-Are you famous?|-No, we're nobody. Sorry.

-Well, you should be!|-Oh, thank you. Bye.

-Can you get us in?|-I'm just trying to get in myself.

Follow me, darlings.

This is Bobby's Twisted tour in '77.

-Look at that.|-See the dragon?

That's Sammy!

Look!

It's a '58 Flying V|in fire-mist gold.

And it's the real one. Look.|The fingerboards are rosewood.

That's from|the Delirious tour, right?

-Are you two coming or what?|-Yeah. Sorry.

Wait right here, all right?

Thanks a lot, Ralph. That's great.

-That's it?|-Yeah. Very nice. Thanks.

Lovely.

They're ready for you now.

What's up?

Thanks for coming.|Not too fagged out?

-I don't think so.|-Mats, the road manager.

I saw you in Pittsburgh.|You gave everybody a pass but me.

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