Robot Chicken: Star Wars Page #4

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Fully armed and operational --

Come on!

Hey, fellas!

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Hey, the force is strong

with this one?

What do you got there, a latte?

You ever have

the hazelnut macchiato?

Change your life.

Anywho... Tony, right?

Ray.

Ray, sorry.

I get mixed up.

Who's Tony?

Anyway, I hate to interrupt.

I know you're very busy.

Is there any way you could

finish this area, you know,

later?

I'm kind of in

the middle of something.

Look, Mr. saltine,

I don't tell you how to...

Threaten your blond kid,

so why don't you

go back over there to your

sit-and-spin

and let me do my job?

Okay, copy that.

Good talk.

They'll just be a little longer.

I'd tell them to stop, but,

you know...

No speak-o minimum wage-o.

So, where was I?

Right, right.

Now witness the firepower...

jabba the hutt's hottest

singer was blown to smithereens,

but his rock 'n' roll

will never die.

Presenting Max rebo's

greatest hits,

including "why do I look like an

elephant?"...

"Ooh, I have an average

memory"...

And his grammy award-winning

single,

"I already told you I'm not an

elephant"...

And his famous duet with

nsync's Joey fatone.

Neither of us is

an elephant

Max rebo's greatest hits,

the guy who looks like

a blue elephant.

Order now.

Ya ya ya!

Okay, everybody.

Welcome back to the show.

We have a surprise guest

tonight.

I really wasn't expecting this.

Emperor palpatine is here.

Silence!

Fear me!

So, tell me,

your highness,

how do you plan on putting down

this rebellion?

By shooting it

with lightning!

That's how I solve all my

problems.

And then afterwards,

I shall eat pudding.

Okay.

But seriously,

the rebels have already caused

major disruptions.

I'll show you a

major disruption...

A major disruption in

my adult undergarments.

Okay.

Can we get out of here?

Seriously, Francis, it's time

for my soap operas.

It's zuckuss.

Peace out,

fly-face!

Fear me!

Okay, that was fun.

Let's bring out our next guest,

the lord of the sith,

darth vader!

Hey, easy.

You could hurt somebody

with that.

Easy, boy. Easy, boy.

Okay, well,

that's our show tonight.

Stay tuned for

"late-night talk" with Sinbad.

That was so wrong.

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to empire on ice!

The empire is chasing us

they simply will not cease

man, my nuts

are freezing, kid

I'm up out this b*tch

Peace!

I'm the wampa

I'm the snowman

and I don't take

any lip from no man

but --

I know you want me

bad, princess

you know you're

such a flirter

shut up,

you scruffy nerf-herder

Luke, he hasn't

checked in yet

it might be that he is done

his chances of

surviving here

are 10,000,005-to-1

You're so dumb

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