Robin Hood Page #3

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The horses have gone home?

Yes, the horses

have gone home.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

I'm starved.

Me too.

It's raining.

It's raining.

If only I hadn't encouraged you

to stand up for the miller.

If only I hadn't

have listened.

Bloody Normans.

#Summer is y-comen in #

#Loude sing, cuckoo #

#And the seeds

are growing warm #

# Loude sing, cuckoo ##

How are you

at walking backwards?

Well, I've never had

to try yet, short ass.

Short ass, is it?

Careful.

He doesn't like being called names.

And what do you do,

ferret face?

I just follow him around and bury

all the people who've called him names.

Ferret face seems to think

you're a bit of a hard man, short ass.

Rob.

- What's this?

- Show him. Give me the sword.

Barnsdale rules.

You're in Yorkshire now.

- Come on. Come on.

- Hey!

Lying in the dark,

the queen asked the king...

"Why, darling husband, do you

always have such a tiny, little thing?"

Ugly, aren't you,

pig face?

Yes!

Hard-headed too!

- Help!

- He can't swim!

Help! Help! Will!

Help! Help!

- Help!

- Rob, here!

Rob!

Help! Help!

Help!

Help! Help!

Help!

Out you come, shorty.

In you come, lofty!

- John Little.

- Rob...

Robin Hood.

This is Will.

Will Scarlett.

Will Scarlett.

So, what makes you two take

to the byways? You're not beggars.

Let's just say we disagreed

with our Norman masters.

- I hope you killed a few.

- Yeah, we're outlawed, on the run.

You hungry?

Cold, wet, nowhere to go?

The question is,

are you trustworthy?

There are none more trustworthy

in England, John Little.

Yeah, well, you better be.

Anyway, I like you.

Even him. Come on.

Food.

You've heard of Stepthrough, right?

Now, don't forget.

You're friends of mine from Pontefract...

...and you're thieves.

Broth smells good.

Sam. Robin and Will.

Sam's a carpenter.

Miter tried to chisel him.

Tried to screw

more taxes out of him.

I wouldn't pay up. They screwed

my sawing arm right out of its socket.

- You're welcome, whoever you are.

- Thank you.

When it's ready, Will.

We're forced to live

like bats in caves.

Much!

New friends.

This is Robin Hood...

...and Will Scarlett.

If you say so.

- Hello, Robin.

- You've got a twinkle in your eye.

Better than the sharp end

of a dagger, my friend.

You're most welcome, Robin.

And Will... What was it? Scarlett?

Yes, Scarlett.

Jack and Charlie...

...this man's Robin Hood,

so he says.

Jack and Charlie,

the Runnel boys.

Bad boys.

I need some ale.

Which one of you thieves

has stolen my ale?

How did you come to be here, John?

I fell in love with a Norman's daughter,

and she with me.

And we ran away together.

He burned down my house

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