Road to Zanzibar Page #3

I'm homesick! I wanna get back to

Birch Falls and my relief checks.

You'll wind up in Barney Dean's

Beanery blowing up bloodwurst.

If we're gonna go home,

let's go home loaded.

They'll have a band meet us. And

they'll be playing an awful slow tune.

What's this?

Hey, what do you think we are, a couple

of round haircuts? We ordered beer.

Compliments of Mr. Kimble. Who's that?

Mr. Kimble, Kimble Diamond

Mines. That's him in the box.

Cheerio!

Hurray!

Good health.

You know the big yacht in

the harbor? That's his.

That's ours?

Mm-hmm.

It's on the cuff.

Pour, brother, pour.

Ha-ha-ha. Charles, must you

send champagne to strangers?

They're not strangers.

They're Americans.

They look like nice fellows.

I bet they'd be fun to know.

Say, you know,

it's not bad stuff.

Piper Heidsieck '28. Yeah,

but pipe her "heidsieck. "

Si vous voulez voir

la ville avec moi

Un taxi nous attendra

Oh, no, now, Junior.

Here, here.

Let's get in the mood. It's

a little rich for your blood.

You might break out in a

rash. That's what I want,

one of the larger rashes

if you don't mind.

Ah-ah-ah. Ahh.

That happy juice.

Daddy, the bubbles make my

nose tickle. Ooo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Was that at this table? Go ahead, drink up.

Please, Mr. Inspector,

we do not want the police here.

We are running a first-class

place. Don't be disturbed.

It's a matter south of here.

I'm looking for two Americans.

Hey.

They burned down a carnival.

In fact, they nearly

burned down the town.

A votre sant, monsieur.

A votre sant? Oui, oui.

Ahh ahh

de avec fromage

A-zing-zing-zing

A-zing-zing-zing

Ha-ha-ha!

All right, that's enough.

Wait. We work here.

I am sorry. My partner,

she and me, we "worka" here.

Your pardon.

He not speak good English.

I only been in this

country short time. Oui.

We are performers in the show.

Artists. Tou jours I'amour.

Will you pardon? We blow. Danke schoen.

We must perform now. Eau de cologne.

Bon voyage. Je t'adore. Je t'adore.

Whoo!

It's them all right. Of course, it is.

Let 'em go.

They can't get out.

Hey, hey, look out.

The house is sold out.

No autographs.

Tough audience.

Yeah.

We gotta get out of here. What

are we gonna do? I don't know.

I got an idea. Mesdames and

messieurs, my partner and I...

Attention, please.

Attention, please.

Attention, ha-ha.

Attention.

My partner and I will

give our impression...

of two orchestra leaders

meeting on "ze" boulevard.

Two orchestra leaders

meeting on ze boulevard.

Leopoldo!

Arturo!

How do you do? How are things with you?

Well, Leopoldo,

you know how it is in

the concert business.

People are not going to concerts

like they did in the old days.

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