Road to Singapore Page #3

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We'll have them here in a minute,

if he don't have me down there.

Step into the office.

Come in.

Mm. I don't know if I'll

have him filleted or broiled.

How would you like him?

I'd like him in the boat.

That's not a bad idea.

Hey, he's still alive.

He won't give up.

He must be a Republican.

There you are.

I've been looking for you.

I've been looking for you.

Where's that boy of yours?

There are guests, you know,

I'm starving, and...

I suppose he's planning

a surprise for us.

Okay, up we go.

Yes, sir, they'll

never believe it.

Tie that boat off, will you? Aye, aye.

What a battle

he put up, huh?

There we go. Easy now. Okay.

Okay?

Okay.

Surprise, eh?

Hi, gang.

Look what we've got.

It took us four hours.

Hi, honey.

Hello, Skipper.

You know Ace. I brought

him along for laughs.

- When do we eat?

- Hi, folks. Hi, Skipper.

Who's the boyfriend? Barnacle Bill? Shh.

Get a load of that character. Who's that?

That's one of the

zeros in the 400.

Miss Wycott, how about

one of you and Mr. Mallon?

Get me with the fish.

No, darling, after dinner.

Don't you think you'd better

dress? It won't take us a minute.

I'll slip you into something

flimsy. Will they excuse us?

Officer, get that fish

off this deck. Right.

He's a riot. He can

go on like that all night.

It's nothing at all. So I see.

You mean you want more? Yes.

Ace is hot tonight,

isn't he?

Is he going to stay at that

piano all evening? Oh, no.

He's got some other stuff.

He's just limbering up.

Hey, drums.

A crowd has stormed

the music hall

Won't someone please

put in a riot call

- Where's Captain Custard

- Custard! Custard!

They're milling left

they're swarming right

This always happens

when they have bank night

Where's Captain Custard

Here's Captain Custard

undaunted and unflustered

With his troops

officially mustered

No ushers are greater

in any theater

In town

Quick! Can't you see, sir

Oh goodness gracious me, sir

Will you look

at Company "B", sir

I think

they're retreating

This bank night

is beating them down

He'll halt their advances

With firm and fearless

glances

They shall not pass

the center aisle

'Cause he's armed to the teeth

with a winsome smile

Captain Custard

undaunted and unflustered

And around him

women are clustered

He knows all their wishes

they're waiting for dishes

It's not his uniform

spic 'n spruce

Cause he looks too much

like a Charlotte Russe

Oh, Captain Cussie

Miss?

Do you think I could hire

your friend for a stag party?

You got to take both of us.

We work together.

Oh, sir

on the QT.

I'm private tutti-frutti and

I'm now reporting' for duty

You'll find

while I'm here, sir

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