Road to Bali Page #4

- I might knock off a rodent.

This'll do for me George, this will do it.

-Good night all.

- Hey, get your shoes off. You're in

a palace.

I've always wanted to play at a

palace.

Draw the blinds pal. It's siesta time

for Sophie.

Very well sir.

- Man, I could spend the rest of my

life in a joint like this.

- You say that everytime you get in a bed.

I'm in a haze. That Lala intoxicates me.

- Could be. She's half scotch.

- Yeah, and me for a chaser.

Just don't get another hangover.

Freedom.

I'd better get some black polish.

This may be formal tonight.

Say Hagas? What is it McBagas? Have you

heard the latest about McTavish? What's he

done now? He's living on the roof.

- Why would he be living on the roof?

- He heard someone say the "drinks

were on the house".

The drinks are on the house. You

know what we......

Thanks. You're a pal. Not mine,

but you're a pal.

- Sit here. Are you kidding.

-He takes that large economy size.

Next week it's my turn to wear the girdle.

- Why don't you entertain us a little.

Why don't you do your disappearing act.

Oh, I know that one. You mean the

hindu rope trick.

I'm sure you've heard of it. As a

matter of fact, it's impossible.

This must be the one, where they

throw the rope up in the air, climb

up and disappear.

- It's nothing. It's sort of a mass hypnosis.

- Where did you learn words like that?

This kid was drummed out of

kindergarten for cheating on fingerpainting.

- I was framed.

- Now watch!

What else it new?

Watch it governor, I think this calls

for me.

Here, here. I'll be in the balcony.

I've heard about vanishing

cream...but vanishing blubber.

Fight him off Princess. Here comes

Jack of the Beanstalk.

Down boy, down boy.

How's the beast in the penthouse?

- Ah, space cadet returns.

- Did you get my card Jacques?

I had a wonderful time, I'm glad you

were here.

-Very funny. It's easy for you to get up there.

- Oh come on.....it's mass hypnosis.

Mass hypnosis, you're full of

helium. Say how about a little black

magic for me Princess?

Here's an exciting bit of hokus pokus.

- If a cobra comes out of there, it's yours.

- I'll split it with you.

Pay your dues.

- I wouldn't believe it if I saw it.

- I saw it and I wouldn't believe it.

I'm starting to believe it.

In scout camp they had basket

weaving and I took up wood-working.

Give me the pipe. I'm going into

business for myself.

I'll check with you in a fortnight.

- He's always eager to improve himself...

...always trying to pick up something new.

What about you and I seeking out some

dale where you and I can discuss.....

- George, I must talk to you and Harold.

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