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I'm starving, man.

Nah, let's go by

Debbie's parents' house.

Maybe they still

live there.

And they'll feed us.

Hello?

Uh, hi Mrs. Sanchez?

Yes?

This is Harris.

Harris weber.

Who?

Uh, Debbie's boyfriend?

Her...

Old boyfriend, I guess?

Harris has been

dead for 30 years.

This isn't funny.

They really gonna

think this is funny.

Go away!

Leave!

I...

I know this probably

sounds crazy but...

Hi, Mrs. Sanchez.

It's uh...

I know this is probably

really weird for you right

now but...

Probably didn't

expect to see us after all

these years.

Yeah.

This can't be...

Debbie?

Where the hell

have you been!

Ow.

Agh...

You guys want me to

believe that you bought

some super pot from a

woman named Joe who was

screwing a CIA guy who was

growing pot in area 51

"where they keep the

aliens," on your way to a

concert that you never got

to because your Van fell

into a ditch where you

slept for 30 years, and

all of the sudden you woke

up one day and here you are.

Crazy sh*t, right?

Were you in prison?

You were in prison,

weren't you.

-Like in Bolivia or something.

-If only.

Hey, up here.

What happened to you guys?

What really happened

to you guys?

That is what

really happened.

Mhmm.

Do you have any idea how

serious your disappearance was?

There were news reports, there

were missing persons reports.

Your parents hired

private detectives.

We had no idea where

you disappeared to.

Eventually, we just

thought you were dead.

Your parents held

funerals for you.

For closure.

-We had funerals?

-Yeah.

You're buried at the

cemetery on Madison street.

Was it a nice service?

Nice funeral.

Did people show up?

A few.

Was it sad?

Guys, is this

supposed to be funny?

Because it's not.

Look, we don't understand what

happened either, but we're

telling you what happened.

That doesn't mean

it's believable.

It just means that's

what the f*** happened.

I can't believe you

still live with your parents.

-It's my house now.

-No sh*t?

-That's right.

-Wow.

Hey, do you know where

my parents moved to?

Because I can't find them.

Wow.

You don't know, do you?

Your parents died

like ten years ago.

What the f***?

That's a bummer bro.

What about my parents?

Yours moved away.

Um, we have no idea

where they moved.

We never saw them again.

They, they moved to

the mountains.

My eyes are here, Reeves.

My father loved mountains.

I see what you're saying.

There's some good

peaks out there.

This is crazy.

I don't know what

to say, I'm...

I'm a little freaked out.

I'm just...

Look, I know this is a

little crazy, us just

showing up after

all these years.

Yeah.

Why don't we meet up again

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