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happen, but I didn't know
what the word "phallus"
meant until like...
Right now.
See?
We're not wired.
I wasn't worried
about that.
I just wanted to
see you naked.
That reminds me, i
need to buy cashews.
Hey...
Price is 200.
Dollars?
No, pesos.
This sh*t was grown in
area 51 where they keep
the aliens.
You ever heard of g-13?
No way.
No way!
Are you telling me
that's that, that's that
super-secret CIA weed?
This is g-14.
Oh, what?
Most of the CIA can't even
sh*t yet.
Well how'd you get it?
F***ed a guy
who knows a guy.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Yo, those are the kind of
stories you can't make up
even if you try.
a guy who knows a guy.
Yeah, I know.
When people
say sh*t like that,
they're telling the truth.
I think she f***ed a dude
that maybe just know a dude.
You don't have $200!
Um...
But.. $200.
T-that's a lot.
Tell you what.
You go down on me, I'll
take off 10 percent.
Ha!
That's, uh, that's funny.
That's really good.
You make me squirt,
I'll take off 20.
Squirt what?
Dude, I can't
believe we actually.
Mm. Mm.
weren't even going to talk
about it.
Dude, are you sure
this is a shortcut?
I mean, I have not seen
I think we should
turn around.
Here?
minutes of darkness.
You said here!
-F***!
-Agh!
-This is sh*t!
-Aw, dude...
We're stuck in a hole, man.
Well I'm not
licking this one.
Twice in one day?
Euh.
Yeah, looks like we might
have to spend the night
here tonight.
F***!
We're gonna miss
the concert!
Oh my goodness!
Pledge.
Dude, do you, do you,
like, hear that?
What?
Dude, I could,
like, hear my ears
listening to things.
What?
Huh.
You mean to tell me that
you can hear your
your ears operating?
Yeah bro.
Yo, this CIA sh*t
is crazy strong, man, yo!
Like, I feel
like I gotta piss but
I don't even know.
Yo, f***, I'm high.
Dude.
Dude, my hand...
My hand looks
like a tarantula.
I don't even feel
my hands anymore.
I'm hungry, bro.
I wish I had some of your
chili right now with a, a
bowl of cheese a-and
a slice of ice cream.
-Mm.
-Switch
you know what i
wish right now?
Hm?
just little kit-Kat bars.
Then...
I could just...
Break one off.
Break you off a piece,
and
mm!
They're so good!
You alright bro?
Oh my god!
Feels like my whole
face is in my mouth!
Oh!
Why are my balls
vibrating?
I can't feel my cock.
Oh my god.
What?
My cock is gone!
F***!
She stole your cock.
-Someone stole your cock!
-Someone stole my cock!
Cock thief! Cock thief!
Stole it right
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