Ricki and the Flash

Yes, mama!

I love you, ricki!

- Ricki! I love you, ricki!

- Heh-heh-heh.

Thanks, everybody.

Thank you, my sweet Daniel.

- I adore you.

- Aw.

Good evening, tarzana!

- I owe 10?

- That was tom petty.

"American girl" from 197...

What was it, Greg?

'77. Yeah.

'77. Wow.

And, you know, I am proud

to be an American girl

born in the best country

in the world.

I know you're proud too, Walt.

Thank you, ma'am.

Yes, sir. Too bad

things aren't being run

very well these days.

Anyway, I'm ricki rendazzo,

and I'd like to take this minute

to introduce my band, the flash.

We've been the house band here

at the salt well since 2008.

Yeah, that was the year

we elected you-know-who.

No offense, Billy.

Ha-ha-ha. Whoa!

Yeah, we joke around.

Anyway, speaking of Billy,

he's the man on keys.

The great Billy lambert.

- And we got buster frye on bass.

- Buster.

- Mr. Joey sweeney on the drums.

- Ow!

Newly single, ladies.

- Call me, Joe.

- And finally...

My right hand man,

Mr. Greg sandoval,

- and his sweet Gibson sg.

- Yeah.

Whoo!

And, you know, uh...

I've been told it's not good

to date someone in the band

but honestly, I don't think

it's hurting our sound, right?

- We're not really dating, Greg.

- Oh.

Excuse me, is that not

the correct terminology?

Are we hooking up

like my kid says, right?

- Yes.

- Yeah, yeah.

Well, we've been spending

some time together, yeah.

I spend time with buster.

I think you and I are different.

Shit, I hope so. Shit.

Okay, I think this is

a conversation for backstage.

So let's just round it up, okay?

We learned a tune since

our last gig at the salt well.

Because some of you have asked

for more of today's hits.

Yeah. Yeah.

- And we aim to please. Okay.

- Whoo!

Come on, come on.

Here you go, ricki.

Margarita for my queen.

Oh. Thank you, darling.

Yes, of course.

Hey, Danny, I'm sorry

I couldn't talk before the gig.

Vocal rest. Oh, please.

Vocal rest? She thinks this is

Madison square garden. Ha-ha-ha.

Hey, i... Joe:
Great set, man.

I take things seriously, that's all.

I know. I love that about you.

I'm sorry that I, um...

Sorry about what I said onstage.

That was just some fun banter.

Heh, heh.

You know, the crowd loves

that drama and tension. Yeah?

Good one. Thanks, boy.

That was just, uh...

Anyway, that was what made

fleetwood Mac really popular.

- Okay.

- Your purse is vibrating.

If she moved with me, she

wouldn't need that kind of thing.

It's probably my manager.

He's, like, 17.

Three-one-seven.

Where's that? Bufu Egypt?

It's Indianapolis. Hm.

It's a telemarketer.

I once got an Old Navy credit

card. It haunts me to this day.

Our barista Maxine

has delicious,

dairy-free, premium.

Good morning. Hey.

Good morning to you.

Hey.

It's ringing up. Okay.

That's the way it goes. One.

Okay, that's 447.74. Ouch.

I guess that's why they call it

"total paycheck."

Well, that actually is truly

my total paycheck. Heh, heh.

Four forty-seven, seventy-four.

That's about

what I make in a week. Heh.

How about that? Ooh.

And you'd like $150 cash back.

Yes, please.

Can an associate meet

a customer in frozen foods?

There you go.

There's your receipt.

Thank you.

Thank you so much, sir.

Have a good day.

Let me know how you like those

protein cookies. Yeah, right.

Hey.

You alienated the customer.

I... I need you to satisfy

and delight the customer.

Okay. I'm sorry, Troy.

No, it's okay.

Just remember, gratitude.

- Cool. Thanks. Hi.

- Hi.

Thanks.

Come on.

- Hello.

- Linda?

You actually picked up.

I was expecting

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