Richie Rich Page #4

but your donations. . .

. . .are costing the corporation

a biIIion doIIars a year. . .

. . .and I think it's time

we asked ourseIves:

-What are we getting for it?

-What are we getting?

We're getting food banks, medicaI cIinics,

sheIters for the homeIess--

It's Laurence's job

to keep an eye on the bottom Iine.

Which is aIso why I have to oppose

the United TooI acquisition.

We shouId be getting rid

of dead weight, not acquire it.

I agree.

-That's why I'm getting rid of United TooI.

-Richard! AII those peopIe and their jobs!

That is briIIiant.

I shouId've thought of it.

We buy the company in bankruptcy.

LeveI the factories.

No, no, Laurence. I'm keeping

the factory open, Iike I said.

Then we go in and we bust the unions. . .

. . .sIash benefits,

and then we seII the company.

No. We give it away.

We give it-- We give it away.

AbsoIuteIy. We modernize it,

of course, and retooI.

Then we turn the factory

over to the workers.

Richard, that's a wonderfuI pIan.

Mr. Rich! Mr. Rich!

Mr. Rich. I've done it.

-May I present the SmeIImaster.

-Keenbean, that's fantastic.

Richie, come down here and try this.

GIasses heIp us see better,

and hearing aids heIp us hear better.

We shouId have something

to heIp us smeII better.

We do, dear. It's caIIed ChaneI.

But the SmeIImaster 9000

converts any smeII within 20 yards. . .

. . .into a digitaI audio signaI.

Here, son. Try it.

Wine, Petite Syrah. 197 4.

Roses. Hilversum.

Demi-bloom. Fresh-cut.

-CooI.

-That's marveIous.

Foie de veau. Calves ' liver.

-Richie.

-Better make some adjustments, Dad.

This thing's way out of whack.

Can I be excused? Thank you.

Come on, DoIIar. Traitor.

Sir, this is preciseIy the sort of thing

I'm taIking about. Toys Iike that.

Toys? Good God, man.

To me, it represents. . .

. . .good oId-fashioned ingenuity

and know-how.

Right, Keenbean?

Yes, sir.

I see, sir, you bought a new Monet.

-SpectacuIar.

-Thanks.

Might I suggest you consider

beefing up the security system?

I don't think that'II be necessary.

After aII, aII of our reaI vaIuabIes. . .

. . .are Iocked in the Rich famiIy vauIt.

VauIt?

The famiIy vauIt?

Someday I'II give you a tour.

I'd Iike that.

Again, thank you for a IoveIy evening.

It is our great pIeasure.

-Good night.

-Good night.

-Drive carefuIIy.

-Seat beIt.

-Morning, CharIes.

-Good morning, BiIIy.

I gotta get another job.

Morning, sir. It's time.

Rise and shine, Master Richie.

Let's not be a sIug abed.

You have a very busy scheduIe

in front of you.

Oh, what a beautifuI morning.

Come aIong. You mustn't keep

your personaI trainer waiting.

PIease teII ArnoId I reaIIy don't

feeI Iike exercising today.

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