Richie Rich Page #2

Something simple.

Something money could not buy.

Yes, Mrs. Rich, we're fIying over

the estate now. We'II be arriving shortIy.

What? Oh, I'm sure he'II be

very happy to hear the news.

Master Rich, your father is home

from his business trip.

Great.

-Richie.

-HeIIo, James. Hobbes.

WeIcome home, sir.

DoIIar! Come here. Come here.

Good. What you doing?

What's going on?

Where's Mom and Dad?

Mount Richmore?

I said we needed

a famiIy portrait, Regina. . .

-. . .but this?

-It was RafaeIIa's idea.

She's the artist. I didn't want

to stifIe her creativity.

Oh, honey, you know me.

I'm aII for the arts.

Don't you think

it's a tad pretentious?

Our faces 1 00 feet high?

Wait tiII GeraIdo gets ahoId of this.

Richard, dove, you're overreacting.

Say, how'd she get it done so fast?

I've been gone a week.

Professor Keenbean invented a proton

particIe maximizer. Something Iike that.

Anyway, it seems to do the job.

My cheeks are too puffy.

I know, I know, Regina.

I put on a few pounds.

But you have to admit

that I do Iook puffy up there.

-Dad.

-Hey, sIugger. Great to see you.

How you doing, big feIIa?

How was the ribbon-cutting at United?

-Great. They gave you a gift.

-They did?

-Socket wrenches, sir.

-Oh, socket wrenches.

Son, I Iove a good socket wrench.

Dad, whiIe I was there, there were

these kids pIaying basebaII.

-BasebaII? Great.

-Yeah. And so--

Excuse me, sir. It's a teIephone caII,

the president.

-What country?

-This one, sir.

ProbabIy needs another Ioan.

This won't take Iong. I'II be right back.

Mom, I was wondering.

If it's okay,

can I invite some kids over?

Of course, dear.

A dinner party. You just teII me who and

when and we'II send out the invitations.

-Not a party, Mom. Just something--

-InformaI? AII right, then.

More Iike a buffet.

We can use the Oak Room.

That room is Iarge enough. . .

-. . .to accommodate your friends.

-My friends--

They're aIways busy.

I don't wanna bother them.

Excuse me, Master Richie.

It's time for your chemistry Iesson

with Professor Keenbean.

-Do I have to?

-A scheduIe, sir, is Iike a house of cards.

Take one away and they aII

come tumbIing down.

-Mom?

-I'm afraid so, Richie.

--caIcuIus, weII, then, where are we?

In the Rich Manor basement,

you stockholders...

...are looking at the answer

to the problem of waste management.

I, Professor Keenbean here,

with Rich Industries ' latest breakthrough:

The subatomic molecular reorganizer!

Useless garbage is broken down

to its basic molecular components...

... then recombined to form

a whole range of useful new items...

...from bedpans to bowling balls.

Hey, need a new bedpan? I know I do.

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