Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip Page #4

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When you angry?

"Don't you tell me! I love you!

Don't you see?"

"Yes, dear. I'm going for a walk."

"A walk?

I wanna tight!"

One night. I left the house

about 137 times.

I did. I just said,

"F*** you!"

And then I'd have to come back.

Like. You forget your keys.

You ever leave and forget your keys?

"B*tch! Yeah. Motherf***er!

Yeah. Uh-huh!

Believe that sh*t!

Yeah. You'll see.

Oh, sh*t."

Then you got to go

back in the house.

Why come your old lady looks so good

after you've been away tor a while?

You ever. Like. Get your heart broke?

Men here.

You ever had your heart broke?

Women get their heart broke, they cry.

Men don't do that sh*t. Men hold

that sh*t in like it don't hurt...

walkin' around

and get hit by trucks.

"Didn't he see that truck?"

"Motherf***er.

He wouldn't have seen a 747...

'cause his heart was broken."

There's a feelin'... Gettin'

your motherfuckin' heart broke...

it's like, I don't know.

Men cannot graduate till

a woman breaks your f***in' heart.

That is your diploma.

It either kill you or make you fat.

I'm talkin' about that heartache

where your motherfuckin' heart be...

hurtin' and sh*t, and you be...

You can't even listen to music.

Sh*t remind you. Like

"Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer."

"That reminds me of my lady. God.

She got a nose just like Rudolph."

And you go out with other women

when you're in love...

You go out with other women.

It don't mean sh*t. Right?

You go out with other women.

And you hear their voices and go...

"What is this b*tch talkin' about?

Why don't she just shut the f*** up?

She ain't sayin' sh*t."

'Cause it's hard to reestablish

yourself with other people...

once you've been with a partner

tor a long time. Right?

Especially if you get a good woman

that you really be in love with.

Usually. It's the man that fucks up.

We f*** up. Right?

Then we can't find

them motherfuckers no more.

And when you can't find her no more,

it look like she get better.

Every time you see her.

She be beautiful...

or with some other motherf***er

that looked good.

I be going,

"I wanna kill everybody.

Everybody in the world."

That's how you end up

in the penitentiary, jack.

A lot of people in the penitentiary

killed their old ladies and sh*t...

and boyfriends and sh*t like that.

Just flip out.

"I don't give a f***.

At least I don't have

to look at them anymore."

I went to a penitentiary

with Gene Wilder...

I went to a penitentiary

with Gene Wilder...

I did a movie. Not me personally.

I went to do a film in a penitentiary.

I was up there six weeks.

Arizona State Penitentiary.

It was some...

Oh. You're applauding for that?

Arizona State Penitentiary

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