Ribbit Page #3

How? How? Oh, I know, I know...

I know,

because I... I have seen.

How? How?

You know, I... I, uh...

Ali Bab... quantum physics.

Whoa.

Through meditation, my friend,

whole new vistas are open to me.

Wow! That's... that's great!

Can you... can you show me?

But of course, just...

just be quiet.

Now breathe deep...

breathe in and out.

In... and out.

In... hold that one.

And out.

Now look into my eyes.

Okay.

Argh! He is so frustrating.

Trying to convince him

of his true worth.

Argh! He is such a... guy!

But I can't just

leave him like that.

I can't desert him.

Nobody deserves that.

Ribbit! Ribbit!

Om.

You feel like you

are in a deep, deep sleep.

What do you call it?

A trance.

That's it, trance.

Yes, you, you, frog...

what do you seek most?

My destiny, my... my place...

the reason I'm here.

Oh, yes, yes!

Most definitely I can see it.

I see it. I can totally

see your destiny!

What? What is it you see?

Oh, it is something,

let me tell you.

You, my friend,

are no mere frog.

You are more than just

a tiny, little amphibian.

You, you have a place

above us all.

On top of the trees?

Higher!

In the skies?

I'm a flying frog?

What? No, no, no.

Same, same, but different.

Your destiny is much higher

than that, my friend.

You are no mere frog.

Then, I'm human?

Huh? Okay, yeah, sure, why not?

Yeah, you are human.

You were cursed by the...

the, oh, um, let me see.

Uh, give me one minute, om,

minute, uh...

uh, terrible, an evil glitch.

An evil witch?

Yes, yes, that is it,

an evil witch.

And, and you are no ordinary

human, oh, no, my friend.

You were a prince.

I'm a human prince.

Cursed by an evil witch.

And you have lived your life

as a teensy, tine-sy frog.

Yes! That's why I've always

felt like I don't belong!

So, that's it! Yes!

Irey, Bob, ay, yah, yah!

Please, don't speak so loudly.

Yes.

Now, do you not want

that curse removed?

Okay, do I kiss a princess?

Huh? No, no, no, no.

No kissing, don't be gross.

There are no princesses

around here anyway.

But, there is another way.

There is?

Absolutely there is.

Close your eyes

and listen very closely.

I'm all ears.

Clearly I am, too.

But now you must chant with me.

Om... om.

Om...

Om... om.

Very good.

Lovely... and grateful.

Om... om...

Om...

Hey!

Ayee!

Ayee!

Get off my frog!

Friend, eh...

get off my friend!

Sandy, what are you

doing here?

What have you done to Deepak?

He was about to tell me

how to break the curse.

He was about to make

you his lunch!

That vampire bat just bit you.

You're lucky I showed up.

Hah! You're lucky

you're not dead!

Are you crazy

trying to bite me?

I'm poisonous!

You know, poison?

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