Revenge Of The Pink Panther Page #4

Thank you, Charles.

I've made the necessary arrangements

for your release.

The surete is sending a car

for you to be picked up at 5:30.

Remember, you're on probation

for 12 months.

If you have any problems,

call on me immediately.

Thank you, Paul.

Listen to me, Officer.

You are making a serious mistake.

Unless you release me immediately,

I will personally see to it...

that you are transferred to Martinique

where you will spend your career...

writing traffic citations

and checking parking meters.

The man who was killed in that car,

my car, uh, Cato's car, was not me.

He was wearing my clothes, yes.

These are his clothes!

I am Chief lnspector Jacques Clouseau.

Miss or Missus?

You fool! The president himself

when he decorated me said...

"Clouseau, you are a man of courage."

And he called me the greatest detective

in all of France.

Charlatan! lmpostor!

All right, calm down, Mr. Poirot.

Poirot?

Yes. Yes.

But you can call me Hercule.

And I am the greatest detective

in all of France...

the greatest in all the world.

That man is obviously crazy.

We do not use that word around here.

- What do you normally use around here?

- Now, now!

He is very now-now,

I can tell you that.

Court order.

I shall need your signature

on the transfer document.

Ninety days comprehensive--

Thank you.

Psychiatric examination.

Peekaboo.

Your car's at the entrance, lnspector.

Good-bye, Chief lnspector Dreyfus.

Good evening, Chief lnspector Dreyfus.

Good evening, Francois.

It's good to have you back on the job,

Chief lnspector.

Is it true that you will personally take

charge of the Clouseau investigation?

Yes.

You must feel torn.

On the one hand, it is your duty...

to send the guilty parties

to the guillotine for killing Clouseau.

On the other hand...

I'm sure you'd rather

congratulate them, eh?

Can you imagine,

a state funeral for that idiot?

The president, dignitaries

from all over the world will be coming.

Why, there's a rumor

the pope might even show up.

Pope?

Pope?

What?

You said pope.

Do you have a cold?

Yes, yes. I have the cold

in the chest, you know.

You sound terrible.

Do you want me to send you a doctor?

No, no. It's much better

than it sounds.

Anyway, I want to go directly

to the Clouseau apartments...

to commence the search

for the clues.

Yes, sir.

This is the Clouseau residence?

Yes.

This is also the residence

of the Clouseau manservant Cato Fong?

Yes.

Then be so good as to tell him...

that I wish to have speaks with him.

Who shall I say wish to have speaks

with Mr. Fong?

Tell him it is an old friend.

Mr. Fong has many old friends.

Listen, you, tell him

it is Chief lnspector...

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