Revenge of the Nerds III: The Next Generation Page #4

Dad, what happened to your fraternity?

I never thought I'd see the day that I'd be

ashamed to be an Alpha Beta.

Me too. Stan Gable,

class of '80.

Orrin Price, '60.

When I went to Adams, Alpha Beta was

the most respected fraternity on this campus.

Yeah. Now look at 'em.

I'm down here trying to help

these guys with rush week.

- It's pathetic.

- You're nothing but a bunch of losers.

Hey, who you calling losers?

- You.

- Oh.

You all are. You've let the nerds

take over this campus.

It's not our fault. It was

like that when we got here.

Well, it wasn't always

that way, Bobo.

There was a time when

Alpha Beta stood for something.

There was a time

when being an Alpha Beta...

meant you could have any

chick on campus you wanted.

There was a time

when being an Alpha Beta...

meant you could shove

anybody you wanted to around!

I remember those days.

You could be remembered

as the guys who take the campus back!

We could? How?

You have to hit 'em where they hurt!

You can't just sit there like a bunch of morons...

and let 'em roll over you!

You're right.

Let's go kick some nerd butt.

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

You're a natural-born leader, Gable.

I like your style.

- [Phone Ringing]

- [Man's Voice] Incoming phone call.

Hello? Oh, no!

That's the worst thing

I've ever heard.

What about a beehive?

What's wrong?

Oh, some vandals have desecrated

the computer center.

[Chattering]

[Man] Things like this make me think

I'm getting too old for this job.

That's nonsense, Arnold.

You still got plenty of lead

left in your pencil.

As dean of students, I have a responsibility

to the safety of our young people.

I wouldn't want

any students getting hurt.

Why would anyone

do something like this?

Einstein never hurt anyone.

As a concerned alumnus

whose family has contributed...

millions of dollars over

the years to Adams College...

I'm deeply troubled by what happened

at the Leon T. Price Computer Science Center.

We share your concerns.

But what do you suggest we do?

I think it's time Adams

moved into the '90s...

with a new direction,

a new purpose...

and, above all, a new dean.

Dean Ulich is due

for retirement soon.

He's been a great dean.

I love the man.

And I love the man too.

But his time has passed.

We need fresh blood.

We need a new dean.

A man who, when given the proper

authority and manpower...

can restore order to our campus.

Bold thinking, Orrin.

I like it. What you say

makes a great deal of sense.

We should start searching

for a new dean immediately.

Gentleman, lady, I believe

I've found the man for the job.

I really want to thank you from the bottom

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