Revenge of the Nerds Page #4

Follow me, boys.

Gilbert.

Welcome.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Hey.

You guys seem pretty cool.

Take these for later.

Rubbers? What do we

need rubbers for?

Let the initiation begin.

Have you ever made love to a woman?

- Yes. No.

- No. Yes.

Liars!

All right, girls.

Let's go for the burn.

Let's get skinny! And one! And two!

And three! And four!

And one! And two! And three!

- Okay, Takashi, what do you got?

- Oh, I think I have a "frush."

- What the f*** is a frush?

- A "frush."

Oh, see, I got two sevens,

and two sevens beats a frush.

Oh, thank you.

One, two, three, four!

One, two, three, four! Come on, girls!

Fat is your enemy!

Hold those arms out straight!

- Oh.

- Jesus.

Smile, girls!

You're gonna be beautiful!

One! And two! And three! And four!

So, getting into a fraternity can be the

most important thing in a man's life, huh?

You know, that cheerleader

set us up, Lewis.

I really don't think Betty Childs

is that kind of person, Gilbert.

- Hey, Lewis.

- What is it, Gilbert?

I'm really sorry that

I snapped at you.

This gym's really gettin' to me.

It's okay. I understand. Tomorrow morning,

we'll find a better place to live, okay?

- Good night, Gilbert.

- Good night, Lewis.

- Good night, Lamar.

- Good night, Wormser.

- Night, Takashi.

- Good night, Poindexter.

Night, Booger.

Hey, take it easy.

The computer's your friend.

I wasn't meant to

interface with a machine.

Well, you're just beginning. Relax.

It's no use.

- It's inhuman.

- Oh, it's not inhuman.

Only humans can be inhuman.

Here. Lemme show you.

Working with a computer's great.

I mean, it's, uh, godlike in a way.

'Cause you can have

complete control.

- That's good.

- Thanks.

You know, some people, they

can create with their hands.

But when you're working with a computer,

you gotta build something with your mind.

If you're good, you can do somethin'

no one's ever seen before.

It's a definite high.

- Uh, what's your name?

- Judy.

Hi, Judy. Gilbert.

- Very nice to meet you.

- Nice meeting you.

- Joe, what are you doing here?

- Hiya, boys.

- Hello, Lewis.

- Hi, Gilbert.

Did you find a house?

No. I met a girl.

Gilbert.

- Her name's Judy.

- Judy's a nice name, Gilbert.

- Yeah. She's a nice girl.

- Big deal. Did you get in her pants?

- She's not that kind of a girl, Booger.

- Why? Does she have a penis?

You gonna eat this?

- Smell this one, nerd.

- Hey, Coach, Coach,

I got to find a place to live.

Is okay I leave early?

No.

Oh, okay.

- You know karate?

- Oh, no.

Good.

Okay, I programmed him with all

the rental units in the area.

To achieve optimum efficiency,

I've assigned each of you a

different part of the list.

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