Return to Paradise

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iThey were my two best friends

in the whole world. For five weeks./i

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iIt was a total accident we even met./i

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iMe, a bum from Brooklyn

using phoney frequent-flyer miles./i

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iTony Croft was kind of a golden boy

from Harvard School of Architecture./i

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iWe met Lewis McBride, this long-haired

Greenpeace tree-hugger guy./i

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iSo the plan was to party

till we ran out of cash in Malaysia./i

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iIt was a paradise of rum, girls,

and good, cheap hash./i

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Whoo!

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Whoo!

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I don't understand

a word you're saying to me.

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But this is my least favourite part

anyway, the talking stuff.

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- Do you know what I mean?

- Hm.

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You do?

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Good morning, bro'. What's up?

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Did you sleep good, you little dreamer?

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What did you do that for?

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It's my last day, Lew.

Get up. We'll go do some stuff.

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- Maybe it shouldn't be your last day.

- Maybe it shouldn't.

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Maybe you should get a haircut.

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- Wow!

- You're up early.

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- What kind of party's this?

- My party.

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Your party?

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Oh, yeah. It's your aggressive

instincts. I can hear them.

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- Where you boys from? America?

- Malaysian for, "Do you have money?"

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- Yes, we're from the States.

- You have fun here?

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Uh, it could be better.

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Listen, I got something special for you.

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- Yeah? What?

- I got special animal potion.

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- You want?

- Animal potion?

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Number one aphrodisiac. Keep you

hard as a rock all night. You want?

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It sounds painful.

Thanks. It's all right.

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- Yeah, I want to see this.

- You want to see.

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- Your friend? You want to see?

- Sure. Yeah.

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- OK. Follow me.

- I'll tell you what this is about.

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Yeah. All right, this is good.

This is all good.

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Lewis, this doesn't look like

the number one pharmacy to me.

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Hey, yo! Brother, yo!

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- Special delivery for you.

- Oh, this is good.

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Good stuff. Original. Good. Very good.

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- This is rhino horn, isn't it?

- Ah, smart man.

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Rhino horn good.

American, Japanese like it.

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- What are you doing? Come on.

- You take it. Listen, listen.

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Woman like it.

Keep you hard. Keep you hard. Good.

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Even if this worked... You listen to me.

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If this worked, which it doesn't,

you're murdering an endangered species.

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