Return of the Secaucus Seven Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 1979
- 104 min
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Lacey's one of those things that
Katie and Mike don't agree on.
It was way before they were together.
-Maybe we'd better get our seats.
-Hope she's good.
"Lacey Summers returns for her
second year with our company...
...having graced such productions
as Plaza Suite, The Drunkard...
...Midsummer Night's Dream."
She probably played a toadstool.
"Has appeared in several
off-Broadway productions."
That means dinner theater in Yonkers.
"And has
studied under--"
Well, she's done something under those
guys, but study isn't what I'd call it.
You're heartless. Her parents might
be sitting behind us or something.
Lacey didn't have parents. She was
grown like a bacteria on one of those....
-Frances, those...?
-Petri dishes.
Right. That accounts for
her microscopic talent.
Jesus. Will you give her a
chance? Maybe she's getting better.
She wasn't bad in that thing
we saw her in last year.
Well cast. The director exploited
her personality disorders.
The air sickness bags are
located under your seats.
Katie!
But, lady, the captain
leaves the sea for battle.
For a lady to
follow a soldier--
'Tis improper for a lady, true,
but for a soldier, 'tis duty.
-My lady, no.
-Yes, Meg. My course is charted.
But if the captain
should learn--
He must not learn. And in
this, I'll need your aid.
The campfire's doused, the battle o'er,
but the vanquished heedless of the cost.
In love's sweet bonds, where captive
held, our hearts in rapture's prison lost.
An attack of Legionnaires'
disease, maybe...
...and we were afraid to
come back and infect the cast.
I'm sure Lacey's immune to
it. She's immune to everything.
Including criticism.
You were right, Mike, she is getting
better. Another 50 years, and who knows?
Well, the play was so stupid.
I liked it.
Fantastic, you go first.
So the gray-haired one says to the
white-haired one, "lsn't she sweet?" Sweet.
Katie.
Come on. This is Lacey they're
talking about. I thought I'd vomit.
But it's supposed to be broad.
There's a difference between being
broad and being like a TV show.
I mean, that was like a
take-off on a play, not a play.
Yeah, maybe you've been
to more plays than I have.
Chip, your parents have taken you to
the theater since you were 6 years old.
Got sort of itchy, huh?
Well, I always do when I see people
on-stage and I think I could do better.
You see all that space
just going to waste.
Boy, there was a couple spaces
there tonight I wanted to jump up...
...and bust into the
"Wabash Cannonball."
It would've helped the play.
-You guys coming with us?
-No, we're gonna walk, okay?
Okay.
-Frances?
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