Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave
- Garrison?
- Yes.
You got it?
It's in the back
of the truck.
One of the last
of the missing Trioxin-5 canisters.
You have my money?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're the ones
asking the questions.
Just give me my money
and we can get out of here.
Well, then nothing...until
you prove to us this canister...
is the real thing.
Well, that's impossible.
You gentlemen will just have
to take my word for it.
No, friend,
we will take
his word for it.
I thought Anita
would be a good subject.
She hasn't any family left
and she's all set to be cremated
in the morning.
She was such a sweet girl.
Accidentally, she drove her car
into her swimming pool.
Well, boys, let's see if we can
get a little bit of life back into the...
Shall we?
Now this may take a minute.
It depends on the shape
the corpse is in,
the quality
of the brain stem--
Cut the chatter,
just do it already!
Well?
So? Where is the part
where she gets up
and goes for the whole
brain buffet?
You know, I don't understand it.
Maybe I, uh, I didn't
release enough gas.
You think we are stupid
or something?
Trying to slip us decoy?
Tell me, do we look
stupid to you?
Listen, this is the
original canister.
I know because
I obtained it myseIf.
I was a top secret
government official.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry,
try it on him. Go on!
Give me that!
Just type the code.
Look, look!
Brain!
He wants my brains?
Gino, if that's
all he's after,
you have nothing
to worry about, my friend.
Oh, shut up!
Go for the head, man.
Help!
Sorry, Mr. Eusner!
Brains.
Don't just stand there,
shoot the son of a b*tch!
Now you believe me!
Bye-bye, fat boy.
K to the I to the L to the L.
We'll kill you, we'll thrill you,
we'll leave your team in pain.
And when we drag you across the court,
We'll put you 6 feet under,
we'll make you cry and sniff.
We'll give you rigor mortis,
and keep you high and stiff.
We'll beat you, we'll eat you,
you'll make a tasty snack.
And if you think you'll get away,
you must be high on crack.
And up...and down.
And up...and down. And up...
Are the girls here?
Over there.
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
Guys, get back to work.
And down.
Don't they look so cute
in their uniforms?
Totally.
So, what are you guys doing
for Halloween this Saturday?
Oh, my brother is having
another one of his raves.
Think we're probably going
to go to that.
What are you and Artie
going to do?
- The nasty.
- Shut up.
Seriously.
Right, two. Left, two.
So what's up with
you and Jenny?
You guys seem like
Yeah, you could say that.
Up...two, down.
She's special.
Hang on to her bro'.
Up, two, down, two.
Up, two, down, two,
up, two, down...
Son, I have some
bad news for you.
Come on, guys, let's
hit the showers.
What's up?
My uncle's been killed.
Sorry, man.
What the hell?
Julian.
Oh, Jenny, God, you scared me.
Artie told me. Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
Thanks.
What's in there?
I don't know.
I've lived in this house
18 years,
never once heard my parents
even talk about this room.
I wonder why they
never mentioned it.
I don't know, but my uncle
used to spend a lot of time up here.
Maybe there's something in here
he didn't want us to know about.
Like?
That.
Well, what are they?
I don't know, but I hope
it's not more trouble.
Looks like there used
to be three of them.
It's a digital lock.
Looks like there's some
contact information here.
Looks like somebody
scratched the number off.
Well, maybe they're
supply canisters,
or maybe there's
money inside.
Maybe it's a medical experiment.
Let's go find Cody.
If that science nerd
can't figure out what this is,
no one can.
Why do you drive so slow?
Stop telling me how to drive, Gino.
I wouIdn't if you weren't
such a terrible driver.
I have just two words
for you, my friend,
and that's ''pecking order.''
Searching for these canisters
is like searching
for needle in flapjack.
It's haystack, Gino.
Searching for needle in haystack.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Last year, Mikhail and Sergey
found five T-5 canisters,
and the agency gave them
a case of Cristal
and a trip to Euro Disney.
Those things must be
worth a fortune.
God forbid the day when
one of those canisters
falls in the hands
of the deviant mind.
Go! Go!
Go, Cody!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Cody! A Doctor of intoxicology!
What the hell is that?
Tofu kielbasa.
I don't think so.
What's that about?
Yo, yo, check it.
keeping this wax spinning
to the lovely ladies from Delta Kappa
for keeping them high beams on.
Oh, oh, oh, very nice.
Very nice. That's
what I'm talking about.
Only your momma
should be so proud.
Oh, y'all don't forget,
next Saturday,
Halloween, the mother of all raves.
It's going to be tight, so,
you get your booty over here,
and I'll hook you up
You know you want them.
Oh, and give it up for my sister
Jenny and her friendly boy toy,
Julian ''The Man'' Garrison.
Hey, Julian,
how's it hanging, dude?
Have you guys seen
Cody anywhere?
There he is.
Later, dude.
I told you this was some good sh*t.
We need to hook up
with that guy again, man.
Well, well, well, well,
well, hello, young lovers.
Looking to get
your party on?
Hello, Skeet.
Maybe you're looking
for a hookup.
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