Return of the Killer Shrews Page #3
- Year:
- 2012
- 84 min
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Yes! Hector got me this gig.
Okay, you go looking for them.
If you find them, call me on that radio.
You pull this off, I'll make you P.A.
Hector!
Hector!
Booby!
Just smile at the camera
and collect the cash.
Don't put anymore into it than that.
I have a source
this isn't going to last
more than half a season.
Yeah, you know why?
Because it's boring.
You know why it's boring?
Because they have me,
and they're not using me.
Me! I mean what they need to do
is they need to have a wild
animal attack
right at the vey beginning.
That way I can rip off my shirt.
I can wade into the water
and save the leading lady.
No, no.
You're just going to sit there.
You're just going to talk
to the camera,
and you're just going to follow
the script.
Boring! No, no, how about this...
An alligator attacks the camp.
That way I can rip off my shirt.
I can jump on that sucker's back
- and we can get right into it.
- No, look.
You know, you know
you don't have a stunt double.
- You know that, right?
- Well, we'll use a small alligator.
A small alligator.
I can handle a sma...
Whoah, check out the new talent.
But she's too young for you.
Yeah, but I'd make her one
heck of a mentor. Hi!
How are you? I'm the, uh,
I'm the guy.
She just gave me the stink eye.
I'm the star. Can she do that?
I think she just did.
Um, hi.
Do you guys mind if I sit here.
As a matter of fact, yes.
Please don't hate me
because I'm stunning, okay?
There is absolutely nothing
I can do about it.
Like a twelve, okay?
- Do you guys like my shirt?
- Oh, I sure do.
I mean, your eyes.
Well, aren't you just
a smooth talker.
Okay, can we go back
to discussing the set-up now?
Thanks. Awesome.
What's a set-up?
- I'm full.
- Hector!
Uh, Mr. Reno,
they're ready for you on the set.
If you wanted me
you should have had me
write something up.
I'm just writing
what you're telling me to write
and now you're telling me
to change it.
Hello? Hello? Look, pay attention.
Great.
Great.
No coverage.
Great.
Where's my medicine?
Somebody say something?
That's a wrap.
I didn't know reality shows
had writers.
Somebody has to make this crap up.
Nice moves.
Say, have you seen Hector
and Bobby?
Hector and Bobby?
No. It's not like
I've been looking for them.
Thanks for the help.
Oh, the old watering hole.
Hey, do you think
this is going to leave a scar?
I mean the pain is really intense.
Well, ah, yeah, probably.
Works for me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, tell,
tell me something.
- Tell me something.
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