Return Of The Ghostbusters Page #4

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we are all made up of atoms

which are basically electrical particles

vibrating and bouncing around

now the law of conservation states

that energy cannot be created or destroyed

so when a person dies, their

life energy disperses throughout the galaxy

to heaven or hell or whatever

it is you believe in

but sometimes for whatever reasons

some of that energy sticks around and

uhm, that's what keeps us in business

harvesting souls

electrical anomalies

Miss Hunter

psychokinetic energy

and with the encoder I built

we can convert those ghosts into a signal

and from there it's a snap

to store 'em in the computer

provided Pavel hasn't crammed

the memory full of porn

like I said

it's simply erratic residual energy

left over when a person dies

we're not talkin' Dante's

inferno here

and who are you to decide

the fate of humanity's souls?

first off, we bust

bad ghosts'

and frankly, goblins' have killed

in the past making it quiet serious

my colleague is right

our clients call us when

they have a problem

if our work wasn't satisfactory

then we wouldn't get paid

so what it really comes

down to IS your money

look, don't make me

your straw man

we're scientists here

well...

I'm a scientist

I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be

the objective reporter here

get the facts straight

well then get this straight

around here people

consider us heroes

we help people in this town

and we do damn fine work

believe we have

everything we need

that's it

bye

hey

wait a second

wait up

I cannot wait to see the

footage on this guys

I think this is gonna

make a great story

I think it went really

well in there

well, you're in luck

hopefully it'll air tonight

very very cool

very cool

you know what, you never

thanked me to saving your life in there

he saved my life

you know if I recall correctly

it was uhm... Mr. Spengler

that turned off the containment

system before it went critical

if anything you almost

ended my life

come on

ouch!

hey wait a minute

wait wait wait wait

how about I make it up

to you over dinner?

dinner?

- Shut up!

- Shut up!

I gotta a 12 pack with

your name on it

I'd love to, I really would but I uhm..

I gotta another interview to do

yeah but, is he a celebrity?

I mean... come on

yeah he is

I'm sure you've heard of him

Klaus Konstantin

he's been in the news quite a lot

yeah, rings a bell

so what?

you date all your assignments?

no, just the ones

that aren't jerks

come on

we're here on location near

the ancient Egyptian city

of Cinpolis where

Dr. Klaus Konstantin

and his team have made a

remarkable discover

tell us about it professor

well sir, it would appear that

what we have discovered

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