Return Of The Ghostbusters Page #2

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how you doing?

yeah great

look, we are pretty

booked up over here

swimming in specters and such

let me see if we've got any openings

you're gonna regret it

it's looking like the last Wednesday of

the month is the earliest

so I think I'm gonna pass

you back off to my secretary here

You go ahead and give her your number

we'll get back to you as soon as we can.

thanks a bunch for calling

I'm sorry about that ma'am.

I'll have 'em call you back.

yeah, and your number was...

ok... and your name was...

APRIL HUNTER:

APRIL HUNTER!

APRIL HUNTER!

channel 8 news April Hunter?

the hot chick?

You said you weren't interested.

the hot chick...

what she want? she want an interview?

she want me?

She wanted to meet the Ghostbusters.

I told her you'll call her back.

did you get her number?

Yes, off course I got her number.

It's right here.

alright! alright! call her back, tell

her I can meet her this afternoon ok?

but Ed and Pavel are

taping this afternoon

Who cares, they've

got their own lime light.

It's time for me

to get a piece, alright.

Besides, don't you think I'm professional

enough to handle one little interview?

It's Ed Spengler.

He's the science nerd.

greetings and welcome to the show

I'm Ed Spengler, the science nerd,

and this is my esteemed colleague:

Pavel Karnov.

Now today we'll be putting the finishing

touches on the neutron accelerator.

For those of you joined us at home,

don't forget proper protection.

good point Pavel

That's why I recommend a level 4

radiation suit, complete with 2, not 1,

but 2 layers of lead paneling,

a heart monitor, and a gamma ray tuned

built in Geiger counter.

But since we don't have any of that

we'll use safety goggles,

and rubber gloves, which can be

purchased at your local hardware store.

This is good opportunity to support

local business, not corporate whores.

now... Pavel we need to speak

kindly about our sponsors

Once this miniature reactor is finished

we'll be able to generate

an energy field by converting

hydrogen into helium.

woo, it sounds very dangerous

it is

that's why we have

the sub-atomic housing set

to counter the intense

gravitational field and heat

that'll be generated by the process

for those of you following along at home

don't forget your sub-atomic house?

ok, you see here, we got

the standard proton pack

ok, we got... little knobs here to adjust

stream length

and stream intensity

I don't know what that does

uhm... yes, that's very interesting but could we

perhaps get some footage of you firing it for the story?

in here?

why not?

you're professional aren't you?

well...

yeah...

yeah...

damn straight I am a professional

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