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I think it matters.

You have no plan, okay?

You need to

get a plan.

- Hey.

- Hi.

Come on.

A man can't

kiss his own wife?

- Come on.

- No...

No, I'm sorry,

this is not true.

This is not

even a topic anymore.

- We all agree on this...

- Yeah, we agree but we don't.

I'm actually just calling

to let you know about

a very special offer.

I'm in Ohio.

Uh-huh.

Oh, no, ma'am.

Yes, I do know where Bangalore

is, and I am not there.

I'm here in the USA.

And I'm just calling to let you

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Bye.

... Portage, Summit

and Stark Counties since 1995.

The most fantastic...

Come on, come on,

come on, come on.

Don't you think it's

a little much,

just hanging out

in the living room all day?

It's okay.

It might be fine to get a job

outside the house, you know?

Yeah, like where?

Hmm.

Stop.

No!

- Come on.

- Huh?

Whoo!

Stop!

Stop, Michael!

I don't like it.

You don't like it,

you don't like it?

Oh, yeah,

what about this?

Stop.

Stop it.

All right,

stop it, come on.

Stop.

- Stop!

- All right.

- God.

- Sorry.

- I'm sorry.

- No.

- I'm sorry.

- No.

Sorry.

I don't know.

Hello.

Looking pretty empty

in here.

Oh, yeah.

Hi, Kel, how are you?

I'd like to come back

and work for you, sir.

And I've been thinking very long

and hard about my behavior,

and I sincerely

do apologize for how I acted

and I can understand

if you're mad.

I really need a job.

Yeah, well...

Come here, I want to

show you something.

I didn't think it

would happen so fast.

We got a buyer for the land

and it's not a lot.

Pays better than

ventilators, so, uh...

so we're selling it off.

I mean, everything, too.

Everything's sold,

even the shelves.

I don't who, but...

So it's just down to

me and Ed now.

It's pretty far down.

Yeah.

There's something else

I want to show you.

Come on over here.

Well...

hopefully you could

sell those, too.

Are those yours?

Yeah, mm-hmm.

Yeah, my... my wife won't let me

have them at home.

Do people

even buy pigeons?

Yeah, well, you know, I...

I figured you can

figure it out.

All right.

What was

your technique?

Well, the first one,

I think I took two bites of

and I just was

eating as fast as I could

and then I remembered

about the dipping

because I had read online that

that's what they do in the...

The hot dog-eating

contest, right, right.

Well, the dipping makes

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