Reservoir Dogs

1 INT. UNCLE BOB'S PANCAKE HOUSE - MORNING

Eight men dressed in BLACK SUITS, sit around a table at a

breakfast cafe. They are MR. WHITE, MR. PINK, MR. BLUE,

MR. BLONDE, MR. ORANGE, MR. BROWN, NICE GUY EDDIE CABOT,

and the big boss, JOE CABOT. Most are finished eating and

are enjoying coffee and conversation. Joe flips through a

small address book. Mr. Pink is telling a long and

involved story about Madonna.

MR. PINK

"Like a Virgin" is all about a

girl who digs a guy with a big

dick. The whole song is a

metaphor for big dicks.

MR. BLUE

No it's not. It's about a girl

who is very vulnerable and she's

been f*cked over a few times.

Then she meets some guy who's

really sensitive--

MR. PINK

--Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay.

Tell that bullshit to the

tourists.

JOE:

(looking through his

address book)

Toby...who the f*ck is Toby?

Toby...Toby...think...think...

think...

MR. PINK

It's not about a nice girl who

meets a sensitive boy. Now

granted that's what "True Blue" is

about, no argument about that.

MR. ORANGE

Which one is "True Blue?"

NICE GUY EDDIE:

You don't remember "True Blue?"

That was a big ass hit for

Madonna. Shit, I don't even

follow this Tops In Pops shit, and

I've at least heard of "True

Blue."

MR. ORANGE

Look, asshole, I didn't say I

ain't heard of it. All I asked

was how does it go? Excuse me

for not being the world's biggest

Madonna fan.

MR. BROWN

I hate Madonna.

MR. BLUE

I like her early stuff. You know,

"Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but

once she got into her "Papa Don't

Preach" phase, I don't know, I

tuned out.

MR. PINK

Hey, f*ck all that, I'm

making a point here. You're gonna

make me lose my train

of thought.

JOE:

Oh f*ck, Toby's that little china

girl.

MR. WHITE

What's that?

JOE:

I found this old address book in a

jacket I ain't worn in a coon's

age. Toby what? What the f*ck

was her last name?

MR. PINK

Where was I?

MR. ORANGE

You said "True Blue" was about a

nice girl who finds a sensitive

fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a

metaphor for big dicks.

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