Reno 911!: Miami Page #2
## [Singing]
- Three days of fun in the sun.
- Why did they invite us?
They invited us this year...
because...
they invited everybody.
- I'll take it.
- So they had to invite us by default. Yes!
[Whooping]
Group hugs. Group hugs.
- I'm gonna pass out.
- We get to stay in a hotel and everything?
- Yeah.
- We do get to fly first class, right?
- [Laughs]
- Come on.
[Williams]
Flyin'in style.!
We, um-
We are not flying-
####[Man Singing In Spanish]
I'm pooping.
- [Screams]
- Aah!
- Oh, Christ, I was dreaming.
- Why was your hand on my dick?
I was dreaming that I was driving,
uh, in the Indy 500.
Oh, God! Oh!
####[Continues]
####[Fades]
- Can we go look at the guns?
- Yes, go look at the guns.
I'm gonna get our passes.
Let's all regroup here in 90 seconds.
Oh, my God.
That's the Aspen Sheriff's Department.
Sheriff Wagner.
- Wrong bar, buddy.
- No, no, s- No, sir. Uh, I apologize.
I'm in my, uh, civilian rig.
- You probably remember me from your-
- Name?
Dangle. Lieutenant, uh, uh, Jim-
uh, James Ron Dangle.
Uh, I sent you my rsum and-and some stats
and a couple of letters of recommendation.
- Yeah.
- And, um, about eight or maybe
even nine times actually.
- There were nine.
- Yeah. And you didn't get 'em, I guess.
We got 'em.
Uh, we pass 'em around.
- We have a pretty good laugh.
- [Chuckling]
I didn't believe you were real.
Here he is, guys.
This Dangle thing, I swear to gosh-
We thought it was a joke.
- I haven't seen one thing-
- Mm-hmm.
- In your file-
- Sure.
That would indicate...
our want of you.
So, thanks.
No, thanks.
- I'd love to change your mind on that.
- No, thanks.
Just want to press the- Okay.
Hi. Yeah, could you step away
from the helicopter, please?
Yeah, ma'am, I was just
explaining how I used to fly these...
- during the Marine Corps back in '82, '85.
- Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
You, can I talk to you?
- There's, um- Is there yelling?
- Who are you?
Hi, I'm, uh, Deputy Assistant
MayorJeff Spoder.
- And you're-
- Hi. LieutenantJim Dangle,
Reno Sheriff's Department.
- Lieutenant Jim Dangle,
Reno Sheriff's Department.
- Is his name in the system?
I did it several times.
He is not in the system.
- Trudy did the reservations, right?
- I will do it again.
- You did a name and city search?
- Or not.
- There's no Reno.
- There is a Reno.
- I am aware that there's a Reno.
- We have an airport.
- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Get him!
- Here we go.
- Go and do it, Trudy.
What the f***?
- I don't like yelling, okay?
- If you won't give us our laminates...
- can we have at least, please,
our hotel room keys?
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