Renesse

Synopsis: Four teenagers decide to spend their summer holiday on a camping at the beach. Officially to disseminate ashes of a grandfather, but foremost to finally get laid.
Genre: Comedy
 
IMDB:
6.6
Year:
2016
77 min
5 Views

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Bas, grandpa would like to talk to you

in private.

Grandpa would like to talk to you

in private.

It's for you.

Your grandpa had sex with all of them.

It's all over in a second.

You have to poke the cue stick

when it's straight.

You have to pour the milk

when it's fresh.

Just have as much as possible...

AirbnBitch.

Think about it, man.

Whose naked video

would you like to see?

Not some anonymous porno star,

but from the girl next door.

The most beautiful girl in the class.

- Why would they let you film them?

Economics, supply and demand.

- Didn't you fail Economics?

Fuck that shit.

This is real Economics.

You jerk off on Desi from four B, right?

Sometimes.

How much would you pay

for her porno film? At least a hundred.

Trust me, you're not the only one

who wants to see her naked.

Every dude in her class wants that.

And a hundred other guys in school,

ten teachers, her uncles, neighbours...

Easy 250 men.

So, 250 times 100...

That's 25.000.

- In the pocket.

Why do you always talk about porn?

Not all chicks are by definition whores.

Brother, what's going on, man?

Are you ill?

My grandpa just died.

Hey, come on, man.

Don't keep it all inside.

If there's something wrong...

It's our holiday.

- Fucking hell, yeah.

Technically it starts on Monday, but...

She's the blonde one, right?

Lisa?

Good afternoon,

you're here for the liposuction?

Open the fucking door, lazy guinea pig.

But so the new guy

is totally hitting that?

Yes.

When she was with you, she said

she wasn't that kind of girl, right?

Doesn't it look like the dad has a boner?

If I had a wife like that,

I'd also have a boner all day.

Hey, Clan Master Six.

- Dudes, I'm in the middle of a battle.

I'll be right with you.

By the way, where's Manon?

I would like to pop her cherry tonight.

- Dude, she's 13.

She's 15 and she's already taken.

You promised her to me.

- She's dating a dude in his twenties.

Why do girls always date older guys?

- They have more money.

Women are genetically drawn to older guys.

You can't win.

- But Jol always dates older chicks.

He has a really big dick.

- How do you know?

I saw him skull fuck your mother,

dipshit.

A big dick, genetics.

I rest my case.

But we're also genetically designed

to gel as many chicks as possible.

Genetics.

This pizza is genetics, dude.

Are we still going to the Sea Horse?

- Forget it, it's empty tonight.

Not everything is deserted, right?

Your mother just called.

If she could suck my balls.

Take a shot, bitch.

Dudes, are we gonna do something else

besides gaming all week?

Can't we come up with something better?

Dude.

- What?

You're touching your dick.

- But I'm not moving my hand.

That's allowed.

If you don't move your hand, it's allowed.

Dude.

- What?

You're moving.

- I just adjusted my hand.

I see you doing it.

- Are you watching pom or me?

They're such losers, look at it.

Is it already two o'clock?

Van Swaffel.

- Right, for the adoption.

The will.

- Right, right.

Right, so, the deceased.

Right, I have something here...

Well, there are a lot of legal terms...

...but it says that the grandpa, Jack...

...wants his grandchildren

Bas and Thijs to shoot his ashes...

...into the air with a flare

on the beach of Renesse.

The travel expenses will be paid

with the money of the inheritance.

I'm not available this summer.

I already have some plans.

But this is his final wish.

Yes, but can't someone else go?

Well, it says Bas and Thijs.

I'm not gonna share a tent

with your cousin.

It's only for a few days,

it's not that bad.

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