Renaissance Man Page #3

to see around here someday.

-Yeah, in the year 2047!

-You want your pennant?

No, I just want you

to believe in me.

[ People Singing ]

-Hi, guys, how ya doin? Okay.

-Okay.

You feel like you wanna drown

-Next!

-Hi, Beverly.

-Bill. Good to see you.

-How are the kids?

-Great. Everythings great.

-Good.

-Hows your daughter?

-She hates my guts.

Surprise, surprise.

You know, its strange.

I dont like you either.

Yet somehow Im gonna miss you.

We found you a job.

There you go.

What do you think?

No, no, no, no. I--Beverly.

You got the wrong file.

When have I ever been a teacher?

Look, you got a masters degree.

That means you can teach.

No, it doesnt. No, it only means

hypothetically that I could.

Come on, Bill.

Now, its a good job. Six weeks.

A decent salary.

And you get to live there.

Bev-Beverly,

I-Ill get my head blown off.

Do you know how many kids

carry guns to school these days?

Hmph! In this case, all of em.

[ Chuckles ] I guess you didnt get

to the "where" part.

Must be the army

thats turning me on

Must be the army

thats making me strong

Yes, sir.

Sir. Halt.

-May I help you?

-Yeah.

I need directions

to the Army Education Center.

A.E.C.? Thats building 231 0.

Park your vehicle in the green zone,

step inside, get a pass.

Im runnin a little late.

Cant I drive somewhere?

Yes, sir. You can drive

to the green zone and get a pass.

Look, Im not even in the army.

I just have to meet--

Park in the green zone,

step inside, get a pass!

Right.

Green zone, inside, pass.

Youd probably get along good

with my ex-wife.

Im just a soldier, Sergeant

marching for you

[ Drill Sergeant ] I will not quit

until P.T. is through

-I will not quit

until P.T. is through

-Excuse me.

Excuse me. Im lookin for

the Army Education Center.

Captain Tom Murdoch.

Captain Murdochs not at the A.E.C.

Captain Murdochs at the A.R.C.

A.R.C., A.E.C.

You lookin for Captain Murdoch?

The A.E.C. is building 231 0.

-You want building 4475.

-447--

Look, heres what you do. You go right

here. Take another right at the P.X.

Go half a click til you see

the D.P.T.M. Center.

-Then take a left.

-P.M., P.X.

[ Sighs ]

D.P.T.M.

R.F.P.C.

Can I buy a vowel?

[ Ringing ]

Captain Murdochs office.

May I help you? Oh, hi again, sir.

-Can you hold?

-Okay, Sergeant, these are ready to go.

-Uh, sir.

-Bill Rago.

-Sorry to keep you waiting.

-Well, actually, I needed

to catch up on world events.

-That Gulf War thing

worked out for us, huh?

-Sure did.

Im Tom Murdoch. Welcome to Fort McClane.

Would you come with me, please?

-Give us a couple of minutes.

-Sir, the extra housing units.

Im workin on it.

They keep shutting down forts

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