Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical Page #3

Aah! Aah!

Need a better class

of clientele.

At least they're old enough

to know what they're doing...

Not like some of those

young kids you bring up here.

Ah, stop squawking at me.

You got more static

than the radio.

I'm gonna press bricks

over to the five-And-Dime,

Bring back

a couple more kids.

You got a problem with that?

Well, maybe I do.

You better tune me in

and get my signal right.

Around here,

i call the shots.

Jack...

Oh, that's right...

Almost forgot.

You can't get through

the morning

Without a little toot,

can you?

See you in the funny papers.

I ought to leave him

but something makes me stay

it's the stuff

i'd try to kill him

but my guy gives me love

and the stuff

sometimes he's rough

he throws me down the stairs

but deep inside he cares

he buys me lingerie

and the stuff

oh, oh, oh

oh, oh, oh

I was a student

good grades and so naive

till the stuff

a handsome stranger

some empty promises

lots of stuff

but I don't get hooked

i'm not addicted, no

I just enjoy the glow

I like to have my fun

no harm to anyone

though the fun

sometimes escapes me

when jack gets stoned

and rapes me

nothing numbs me better

than the stuff

oh, oh, oh

than the stuff

In the latest issue

of scientific american,

The federal bureau of narcotics

Tells us that marijuana

possesses an addictive power

Beyond even that

of heroin or cocaine.

Yes?

Are you sure

about your facts there?

No, no.

Why do you ask, mr...

Kochinski.

My wife's cousin had himself

a problem with the heroin,

And I done some reading,

and let me tell you,

There's nothing more addictive

than that stuff.

Kochinski...

Russian name...

Isn't it?

It was polish.

Actually, it's polish.

Of course.

I certainly applaud

Your brave unwillingness

to believe something

Simply because it's printed

in a silly magazine

With the word "american"

in the title.

You stand as a shining example

to your comrades...

And the rest of us.

Well, my wife might have

mixed up the story.

I- I think it was marijuana

that her cousin was hooked on.

It's bad -

It's bad stuff.

Bad stuff, indeed.

Would that it had been

mere heroin...

For,

ladies and gentlemen,

Marijuana

is an insidious master

Seeking slaves not in

the dark jungles of africa,

But right here

in each of our 48 states.

after school has let out

we just like to get out

to the place where

jitterbugging's always in style

satchmo is a-Singing,

dorsey is a-Swinging

a syncopated wonderland

that brings on a smile

come and stretch

your dance abilities

nobody is feeling

ill at ease

when your toes are tapping,

anything can happen

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