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work long hours

all the time,

especially when they got

visitors from foreign countries.

I know.

It's just something

about this woman.

She's driving me crazy.

I can see that,

and I don't blame you.

What is Beth gonna say?

About what? Who? Julia?

You don't tell her.

Ryan, I don't lie to my wife.

It's not lying

if you don't say anything.

Okay, I'm not that stupid.

You and Beth

are going camping, okay?

It's at night, and she's

asleep in a sleeping bag.

You zip up the tent, you spin

around, and what do you see?

You see a spider

crawling up the sleeping bag.

What do you do?

Do you yell all of a sudden,

"Hey, Beth, watch out!

"There's a spider! It's coming!

It's gonna get you!"

- No, and why not?

- Because she'd freak out.

Exactly, she would freak out

and in the process get bit.

SQ?

Look, there's a saying, "What they

don't know won't hurt'em."

But my saying is,

"What they do know will hurt them

and bite them."

So no spider, no bite, easy.

Dude, relax.

Relax.

I'm sure this woman sees you

for your true, inner potential.

I don't know.

Are you seeing somebody

about these issues?

- About what?

- Issues, you. You have issues.

- No, you have issues.

- And you should see a shrink.

You should, you know, somebody

to give you some meds,

get the edge off,

help you get through the day.

No, I don't believe in that.

You don't know what

you're talking about.

Look, I'm gonna do you a big favor.

I'm gonna give you my shrink

'cause he's good,

a little out there,

but he's good, okay?

You're gonna love him,

and you're gonna thank me.

You got this one.

See my shrink!

You need a new shrink!

I'm fine!

Thanks for helping out, Rose.

I've been so busy planning

the ceremony, I'm just...

l feel overwhelmed.

No problem, hon.

I thought

all this technology

was supposed to make

our lives easier.

I'm telling you, if you ask me,

the machines we have now

actually make our lives

harder to manage.

- Is this right?

- No, you doofus, it's B!

Hey, don't call

your brother a "doofus."

I mean, the computers,

the Internet...

and that thing.

Don't even get me

started on cell phones.

Oh.

I got it, C.

You're right.

lam a doofus.

Is everything alright?

Oh, I'm sure it is.

Why didn't you give

the financial report to Julia?

I guess...

I told myself

I didn't want her to know

we're in default

with the banks,

that I was up to

my eyeballs in debt.

I was just trying to

keep my head above water.

But maybe the real reason?

I just wanted to be around her

as long as I could.

Oh.

And that's why you lied to your wife

about who you were with?

Well, this is a good start.

Yeah, from the looks

of these reports,

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