Red Garters Page #5

You're first. Ready!

Go.

One, two, three, four....

One, two. Get up, boy. Three, four....

One, two, three, four....

One, two...

three. Get up, boy.

Come on. Steady, boy, steady.

Disgusting.

Senorita, I agree with you,

but it is the best I could do.

My amigo.

You sure enough surprised me, Rafael.

You're almost

as good as Billy Buckett said you were.

And you are almost as good

as you think you are.

Greetings, strangers.

Welcome to our community.

I'm Jason Carberry, at your service.

This is Miss Calaveras Kate, the shining light

of our local theatrical world.

Currently appearing at the Red Dog Saloon...

featured in all the latest songs and dances.

A little souvenir for you.

Thank you.

I am Judge Wallace Winthrop of Boston, sir.

And this is my niece, Miss Sheila Winthrop.

How do you do?

-And I am Rafael Moreno.

-And I'm just a stranger.

Do you usually welcome guests

to your community...

by such a disgraceful exhibition

as we just witnessed?

What did you expect on the spur

of the moment? A massacre?

Most of the time, I win.

Why was there nobody in town to greet us...

except a small boy who is being punished

for shooting up the schoolhouse?

And a most offensive little brat at that.

He offered me ''a chaw of tobaccer.''

The lad is generous to a fault.

What brings you to our fair city, Judge?

I, sir, have the honor to be the head

of the Presidential Commission.

Appointed to study and report

on the alarming increase in lawlessness...

in certain of our western states.

Why, shucks, Judge,

you're wasting your time here.

I don't know. Do you, Calaveras?

Anybody know what he's talking about?

-How dare you?

-As I was saying, Judge, I....

Judge.

I don't know of any condition

of lawlessness hereabouts...

that warrants your interference, sir.

What about that crime wave

that just passed through?

That? That's just the Patterson boys

shooting it up with the McGregors.

Why, sure. That happens every day.

Ladies and gents!

Choose and grab your partners

for the Sacramento Stomp!

Judge, this is something

you and your niece sure have to see.

One of you boys take care

of the Judge's team.

Miss, if you'll allow me

to help you out here?

There we are.

May I have the honor?

That is, if Jason does not object.

Of course he doesn't.

Here, hold these, Jason.

He's got a gal in Alabama

Got one in old Cheyenne

Loves a young one or a grandma

'Cause he's a ladies' man

Ladykiller loves them all

Ladykiller, see how they fall

He don't give a hoot in Hades

if she's a snooty gal

Treats her like the other ladies

when she's in his corral

Ladykiller loves them all

Ladykiller, see how they fall

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