Red Garters Page #3
- Year:
- 1954
- 91 min
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Men
A man is stubborn as a mule
He don't learn half enough in school
The only thing that drives him is his ego
She wants to dominate the guys
If she were smart she'd be a man's amigo
Man and woman
Day and night
They always try
to make the other see the light
A man don't know what's good for him
A gal jumps in where she can't swim
Same old thing wherever he and she go
Man and woman
Friend and foe
They're just as far apart as yes and no
Women
They like to spend all we can spare
The woman only wants her share
But to her that's just an appetizer
The woman knows how things should be
Then why ask us if we agree?
To build you up
we make you think you're wiser
Man and woman
Jack and Jill
They blame each other
when they tumble down the hill
Why, a man don't know the mess he makes
Her worst mistake is letting him advise her
Man and woman
Duck and drake
They each think
they're the icing on the cake
Men
Women
You bite off more than you can chew
Why, there ain't a thing a man can't do
I'd like to see you try to be a mother
Okay, be a mother sure you can
But just try to be one without a man
The husband is the better half
When I hear that I have to laugh
But the husband is the family head
The wife can kick him out of bed
A woman likes to flaunt her shape
A man is nothing but an ape
I get my way by acting tough
I drop my neckline just enough.
Man and woman
Sharp and flat
They never seem to get along
Even when they're right, they're wrong
Man and woman
Dog and cat
They never think alike and that is that
That's that
Calaveras, I was just fixing
to go get the food.
I noticed you picked up a couple of dishes.
Now, I was waiting for you.
Listen, you're fussing at me,
where's that stranger?
He's probably off somewhere
minding his own business.
-Why don't you do the same?
-What do you mean?
I'm getting sick and tired of you
starting fights over Susana.
It's time you realized
that anything a man tries to do to her...
-that she can't talk him out of or run away--
-Calaveras.
That's a mighty delicate subject.
but to most women it's just shoptalk.
Incidentally, what were you doing
with the Dorgan Sisters, talking shop?
No, just talking.
-Jason, will you do me one great big favor?
-Anything you want, darling.
Please don't get yourself shot today.
I can't stand loud noises.
You got no cause to talk to me that way.
I'll go get the food.
You know, ma'am, looking at you
is like listening to a violin.
-Why, the music has stopped.
-No, ma'am, you're wrong. It'll never stop.
I'll hear it the rest of my life.
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