Red Carpet Page #4

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Favorite DP is Darius Khondji.

I see.

Which films do you like?

-Me?

-Yes.

I... uh...

Public Enemy and The Man from Nowhere.

The Man from Nowhere...

With Won-bin.

I love Jean-Luc Godard films.

Right, Jang Luke...

Godard!

His films are art, even the titles.

Jun-su.

What was the working title

for When in Her Puss?

-A Sorry, I'm Cumming.

-Where is it?

I'm in an interview.

It's an interview?

I thought we had guests.

I'll do it.

Find A Tale of Two Titties and Booberella.

There's Titties Festival next month.

-Schindler's Tits, too?

-Anything with tits.

Okay.

How old?

Schindler's Tits

and A Tale of Two Titties...

Public Tits.

Good morning.

-Where's Jin-hwan?

-In an interview.

Yeah?

Seen any porn films?

-Sometimes...

-Got a boner or no?

-What?

-Did you get a boner?

-I got a boner.

-Bingo.

A comedy must make people laugh,

a sad film must make people cry,

and porn must make people get boners.

That's the point of commercial films.

Yes.

No boner without director's permission.

Got it?

I got it.

So do you want to do this or not?

-I'll do it!

-On whose authority?

-I'll learn a lot!

-This isn't school.

-Of course not.

-Can you drive?

Yes, I did valet parking

for Big Beef Broth.

-Pass.

-What?

You start immediately, no questions.

Want lunch?

But I...

already ate.

Okay, while we're out for lunch,

watch our past works and get acquainted.

FORREST HUMP, EDWARD DILDOHANDS,

SHAVING PRIVATE RYAN...

Hey.

Even though no one's here, don't jerk off.

We know...

because we're pro.

Don't jerk off.

Your first task.

A strange man may drop by later.

He's an infamous pervert.

When no one's around,

he jerks off and cums everywhere.

On your shoes, watches, even on glasses!

If you spot him, stop him at all costs.

-Okay?

-Yes!

Wait!

What does he look like?

You'll know when you see him.

Hello?

-Director, how are you?

-Who is this?

-It's Eun-su, Eun-su Jung.

-Eun-su?

I played Yoon-hee

in your '93 movie White Bird.

I remember!

Brush, brush, choco, choco!

-Eun-su Jung!

-Yeah! Remember?

So, is she hot or not?

She was so cute as a kid.

Is she hot now? Answer me that.

But why is that kid staying with you?

Am I talking to myself?

I told you, she was scammed

and lost her deposit.

So she's hot! You're taking her side!

That's great!

It's a gift from God

for living so earnestly.

Thank Him and date her,

always pray before kissing.

It's nothing like that!

She must be ugly then.

No, she's not ugly...

Then?

Forget it.

There's something! What is it?

I'm just...

curious.

You're supposed to.

There was a crazy girl in my town,

I'm still curious about her.

Forget it, why did I even bother.

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