Recep Ivedik 4 Page #3

Friends tell painful truths.

Your navel's almost in your mouth.

This'll never work.

We have to get to the mother Iode.

An exception to the i before e rule.

I know I remember one.

But does the rule

apply to digraphs?

What about 'science'?

Hello. Good day.

Is that Tbitak? Put a few businessmen

on the line, one after another.

No, put them through to me,

not each other.

There are no businessmen?

Well what have you got?

Scientists?

Tbitak should have businessmen.

Doesn't it stand for "The Leading

Businessmen of Turkey"?

That's Tsiad? Tsiad?

First time I heard of it.

I've never heard of Tsiad.

I know a few organizations:

UEFA, TJK, Turkish Language Board.

Those are the ones I know.

Tsiad's a mystery to me.

Sorry about that.

May God protect you

and help you think clearly.

Eat lots of molasses and tahini.

It's good for the brain.

Guys, I trust you but you've never

done anything useful.

We haven't even managed to launch

a satellite in all these years.

Where did we launch it?

But from where? Wasn't it from

French Guiana?

Be a little enterprising.

Be a little productive.

OK, hang up. Out it short

and hang up.

Hang up.

That scientist over there

is giving me advice.

Here I am working away and

what are you doing?

You're playing games.

I'm the only one here

working for the kids.

Whoa...

Slow down.

I'll do something like this.

Quick, take me to that cubicle.

Quickly. Step on it.

- Is this the purchasing department?

- Yes.

Ah. Hello.

I've got a deal for you.

If I said I had a nice, live...

...stone-free, well filtering,

nicely marbled with fat...

...4- 5 kilo brand new kidney,

how much would you pay for it?

- Kidney, sir?

- A human kidney. My own kidney.

I'm sorry, sir.

There's been a misunderstanding.

This is the purchasing department.

We buy medical equipment.

- We don't buy kidneys and such.

- I see.

- Spleens?

- For goodness sake.

Get a spleen. It improves the blood.

It's medical equipment.

Sir, this is a hospital not an abattoir.

And I've got work to do.

I'll give you my small intestine.

You can make chitlins.

I have more than I can use.

I eat, and out it goes.

Eat, and out it goes.

Fix me up a direct exit.

I'll eat and sh*t all at once.

Now you've gone too far.

I won't have that filth.

It's time you left.

I'm busy.

- You won't take my kidney?

- No sir, we won't.

You won't take anything of mine?

- What of yours could I take?

Now let me show you out.

Sorry, my hand bumped it.

Sorry.

- Be careful.

- Sorry, my hand bumped it.

Sorry.

- You're the branch manager?

- Yes, what is it?

Ah, I was looking for you.

- Yes?

- Hello.

How can I help you?

It's about a loan.

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