Recep Ivedik 2 Page #2

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he expects everyone to come to his feet.

Come here and tell me which job

you're going to give me.

We're looking for a domestic pet.

Hmm, would that fit me?

I am an animal,

but not domesticated.

No my friend.

No chance.

Not at all.

Get lost.

No way.

That's possible.

Hello!

No it's not Ali, I said hello.

I have a lot of experience.

I am an expert in pedicure.

I cut my own toenails.

And then I lick

the parts that are white.

Me, I don't mind.

I've even licked the feet of women.

Who is it that I'm speaking to?

Who are you?

I give up. Who are you?

It's me that called you.

Who are you?

I'll break your face.

Where are you, eh?

Listen, don't insult me.

Otherwise I'll break your mouth.

I'll insult you even more.

[Enraged] Enough words!

Come on then, come to Gngren,if you want some!

Come on then, come to Gngren!

Come to Gngren and you'll see.

Hello, I'm calling about the ad.

I can't do this job,

I can't. Thank you very much.

I called,

but I can't do it, thank you.

I'm calling about your ad. Apparently

you're looking for someone.

Hold on, stop!

Look no further, I am the one

you're looking for my friend.

Good evening.

I come from Copernicus Pizzas.

As it says on my badge

the pizzas are the hottest in the galaxy.

I've brought a copernicus pizza.

Pizza Kopernik, Kopernik, the

hottest pizzas in the galaxy...

Pizza... Pizza...Kopernik.

Okay, okay, I get it.

Give me my order.

Sorry, that's what

they teach us. Here take that.

You've made a good choice.

Congratulations, you're a smart guy.

Give me.

How much does it come to?

Now you ask, huh?

Let me see how much my boss ripped you off by...

28.70 but for you it's only 14.35.

And why's that?

Well, when I was coming in, you know,

it smelled so good.

And you know I couldn't help myself.

Because I'm a small guy I got scared

when I opened the pizza.

I swear I haven't touched yours,

I just ate the one that comes free in the promo.

That won't do.

I want another one.

Listen friend.

This is my first delivery,

you're not going to make a fool out of me, ok?

Go, eat it if you want. I don't want that,

I want you to bring me an entire pizza.

What, is this half a pizza then?

And what will you do with an entire pizza?

Look at you, you're overeating anyway!

You look like a bear.

What's wrong with

sharing one with me?

Besides, I only brought one pizza.

It's the other one in the promo that I ate.

What's your problem?

Come on, tell me,

what's your problem, huh?

Is it because you're fatter than you are

selfish?

What's wrong with sharing your

pizza with me?.

God Almighty...

Obviously it's because you're so stingy

you ended up weighing a tonne.

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