Recep Ivedik Page #4

silly life.

What a disoriented,

bohemian life style.

Come to your senses.

This is no way to live.

I can't agree more. It's impossible

to find honest people like you.

- Isn't that so, Erim?

- Yes, sir. You're right.

I have to return your favor.

I'd like to repay.

- If you would accept this.

- Are you giving charity?

- By no means.

- I was just being humane.

- There's still humane people around.

- But Mr. Recep...

Shaddup!

In that case, let's accommodate you

one week in our hotel for free.

That's unheard of!

I despise such offers.

- You could at least...

- Shaddup... dawg!

Brown noser!

Loser!

Get smart.

Well, I'm off.

I'll have to walk 700-800 km.

Here's my card with my number.

You can call me whenever you want.

- Beware, I'll call whenever I want.

- Whenever you want.

- Whenever I need something.

- Whenever you want.

- You're just a phone call away.

- It's fine.

Muhsin Baaran. My man.

- Good bye.

- Good bye.

- Yo. Got any smoke?

- No, I don't smoke.

Do hot babes come

to this hotel?

- Of course.

- From where?

Russia, Germany, Holland.

Very hot chicks.

Look, a tourjust came in.

Are you perverse?

It's the first time

I see such a group.

What's that on your leg?

That's my birth mark.

My mom's gift.

I have it since I was very little.

Looks like sh*t stain.

Sibel, move it.

Hello. Dear Muhsin.

Listen mate.

I've decided to rethink

your hotel offer.

- Your name.

- I'm answering. Recep vedik.

Welcome. Mr. Muhsin has placed

you into one of our best suits.

Thanks.

Our hotel is all inclusive.

So let me put that on.

What you mean "put on"?

I'll put it on myself.

Why are you coming along? I think

I can find my room on my own.

That's for sure but I have to

show you around your room.

- Why?

- Manager's orders.

All rooms are numbered.

Do I look like an idiot?

- Won't I find my room?

- It's just procedures.

Here's our room.

- Hold it there. Step over.

- Why?

I don't let any other filthy male

enter my privacy.

- I was just going to show the room...

- Show what?

Is that an 80 m2 room? It's just

a 20 m2 room, a sofa bed...

...a TV and coffee table.

What's to show?

You just want to go Indra Gandhi

on me, you snake.

I won't fall for that.

Allright, sir. Here you are.

Come over here.

Attention!

Where can I get in touch with

the group that came in today?

- At dinner.

- When?

- 8 o'clock.

- Dismissed!

Beat it!

Get out of my way.

I'm exhausted.

These bags are heavy

like corpses.

The bellboy was going to carry

them but you didn't let him.

Just to avoid a tip...

Money is the most valuable thing.

You don't squander it away.

Phone. Phone.

Just answer it!

To hell with you.

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