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Gross.

Well, at least they're clean.

We'll have one.

Cash.

Okay, cash. Okay. All right.

( KEYS JINGLE )

Have you surrendered

your will to the Almighty?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, man. We're practically,

uh, in church every day.

So Room 7, right?

Of course.

Up the stairs?

Fantastic.

You have a coat check, sir?

Thanks.

Seven feasts. Seven sins.

Seven plagues to do you in.

[NATALIE]

He's still staring at us.

( DOOR SLAMS )

Ha, ho. Sorry, the wind

must have got it.

Yeah. Didn't mean to scare you.

I'm still, um... still just

a little stressed, that's all.

Well, you know, we can...

We can fix that.

Yeah, you know, we should,

uh, have a drink.

Yes, we should have a drink.

Mm-hmm.

For sure. Well, there's

glasses right here.

I'm not that kind of girl, but that

doesn't mean I'm not a little bad.

Well, you know a little bad

never hurt anybody.

( ELECTRICITY BUZZING )

L-let me go fix that. Yeah.

Mm-hm.

( CHUCKLES )

So, what are we drinking to,

Sheryl?

Ah. To our honeymoon, Bill.

Our honeymoon.

Yes, our honeymoon.

Yeah.

Hey. 'Til sunrise do us part.

Ah, yeah, mm...

Ah, yeah, it's... it's good.

So, are you still scared?

Ha. Slow down, tiger.

What do you mean, slow down?

I thought that we were

on our honeymoon.

Yeah, so, what's the rush?

No rush, but I mean, we're here.

I've been wanting to introduce you to

Little Bill ever since we first met.

Stop!

Whaddya mean "stop?"

Bill, stop! What is wrong with

you. Bill, please! Stop it!

We're on our honeymoon, right?

Bill! Stop or I'm out of here!

You're not going anywhere.

Stop it!

Bill! What?

Don't be an a**hole!

Yeah, that's more like it.

You want me to take charge?

Yeah.

Yeah?

How do you like that, huh?

Oh, yeah, bring it!

I'm gonna make you bleed,

Billy Boy.

Oh! Ah! Ah! Hit me! Ah! Ah!

You like that?

More! Oh! Ah! You do?

Come on! Harder!

You like that?

Yeah, wait, wait.

Okay, you creep. Get up.

Ooh. I think I'm a little drunk.

Sit down. Okay.

Sit down!

What are you d... come on.

Oh! Yeah, all right. Tie me up!

Don't go anywhere.

( CHUCKLES )

Hey, there's no sex toys

in there. Come here.

Yes, yes. Yeah, get in there.

Hey. What are you...

What are you doing?

Oh, you've done this before.

You're right.

I have done this before.

( LAUGHS )

That's not funny.

But it is... it is

a little funny, though.

Isn't it, Bill?

The big, bad wolf slain by the

little damsel in distress.

( GROANS )

A whole, new kind of fairy tale.

I feel like I'm gonna puke.

They're gonna find you.

I'm gonna tell the cops.

I'm gonna tell them.

I'm gonna tell them

that Sheryl did this.

You know, baby, that would work,

if Sheryl was my name.

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