Genre: Short

Jacques, you are

my guest today.


You are a school teacher,

you like nature

you are a keen talk-show viewer

and you collect Russian watches

from the 70's.

Yes, exactly.

You are 54 years old.

Yes, that is true.

- You are a widower.

- Yes.

Do you believe in God?

If you mean

an old guy with a beard

who lives in the clouds...



What are your goals in life?

To be happy.

That's the main thing.

Also, I have a special project

that I'm quite keen on.

I would like to start

my own line of sports clothes.


Please tell us a little bit about

the dessert that you have chosen.

We are all very impatient and...

and very much listening.

Uh, yes, I have chosen

the Strawberry Charlotte.

And tell us in a few words why you have

chosen the Strawberry Charlotte.

Well, it is a very simple cake

and very easy to make.

- Um...

- What the f***?

And the ingredients

are... are very inexpensive

and they are not

so gross to touch.

- Very well.

- This is no good, cut.

Dennis, why do you keep

scratching yourself'?

It's getting worse and worse.

What, what?

You've been scratching yourself

like a dog

for the last three days,

what's up?

Oh, it's-it's nothing.

It's just a few rashes,

it'll go away.

- Rashes from what?

- Ugh!

You know, I thinks it's an eczema

breakout or something,

but it's actually kind of all over,

it's itching like hell.

But... but you can't see it

on camera, can you?

Oh, we can see it on camera,

it's gross.

How do you expect

to make people want to cook?

- You look like a leper!

- I don't know,

it's actually probably

the costume I think.

You know, Suzy changed the detergent

from what she normally uses so

I guess I have sensitive skin

and I've had a bit

of allergic reaction.

So, I don't know, that's all.

I have asked her to go back

to the old stuff and she said no.

There you go, I don't know,

I don't like to tell,

but that's what happened.

All right, listen,

we're gonna finish like this

for the rest of the day.

We don't really have

a choice, so just...

I mean, go see a specialist.

Don't stay like this.

Yeah, yeah, I promise,

I will do it.

- Well, okay, let's go.

- Okay.

Put your head back on.

Got it. Yeah. I'm ready.

You know I was thinking

of something.

What if I grab your arms

from behind

but really discreetly

as soon as I see you

starting to itch

and then maybe I can hold

them there and that'll help.

Yeah, yeah, Jacques.

You know, thanks a lot but, uh,

you just focus on

being a guest, all right?

I... this is complicated

enough as it is.

Okay, let's go again people

right away.

Denis, whenever you're ready.

Yeah, okay, I'm ready.

All right, let's...


So, the Strawberry Charlotte...

What are those sticky things

in the tummy for, daddy?

Nothing at all.

That's why I'm takin' it all out, honey.

I already told you about this.

It's the same for all the animals.

The insides serve no purpose.

Yeah. Ah!


Don't touch that,

it's disgusting.

Now go wash your hands

we're about to eat.


You're a real pain.

I did not change detergents.

How many times

do I need to tell you?

You know I'm right.

Honey, don't think I'm an idiot.

It smells different.

I noticed the smell on the first day.

You're completely crazy,

you have a real problem.

Yeah, I have a problem,

I'll show you.

I don't think you realize!

Look. See?

Rashes all over my arm s.

Rashes everywhere.

I mean, look.

See? It itches so much

I can't sleep at night.

Look at what your shitty detergent

is doing to me. All right?

I'm being eaten all over.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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