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making fun of the way
Well, he's-
he's got a f***ing-
Yeah, he's got a harelip,
and guess what.
He doesn't like people who
owe him large amounts of money
calling him
Mr. Funny Mouth.
Now, are you gonna piss or what?
I can't.
Could you make, like,
a waterfall sound?
What?
Just like Niagara Falls,
just go-
It'll help me go.
Andy, you've got three seconds
before I shoot
your f***ing dick off.
Okay, okay,
here we go.
Oh, there we go.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
Idiot.
Oh.
Let's go.
F***!
This is the sort of
f***ing luck I have.
I smell like
a f***ing hobo right now.
Get in the f***ing car.
Now, put your seat belt on
and stop dicking around, Andy.
Man.
Ah, such a classic
track to hear on the station
that plays all your favorites,
CL 97.3.
Up next, we're jumping ahead to 1970
with Lighthouse
and One Fine Morning.
# One fine morning, girl, I wake up #
What are you doing?
The f***'s it look like I'm doing?
I already told you no.
What do you mean, no?
I already told you,
you can't smoke.
Now, put it out.
What, are you f***ing kidding me?
I don't want to breathe that crap.
I'll roll the window down.
Didn't you smoke for, like,
20 f***ing years, Reuben?
Yeah, and then I realized
it was disgusting.
Now, put it out.
So we're just gonna sit here,
driving around all day?
They just got some
polar bears at the zoo.
We could go to the art gallery,
check out some paintings.
Anything you want, Andy.
You just figure it out
and let me know.
It's hard to think
without a smoke, you know?
I don't know.
What?
Spill it.
There's a woman,
works over on Regent,
looks kind of like Rosie Perez.
Is that what you want to do,
get a hooker?
I don't know, Reuben.
Hey, if that's what you want,
I mean, then fine.
I'm-I'm just asking.
Man, let's see.
Art gallery,
Rosie Perez look-alike naked.
Stare at f***ing polar bears,
see Rosie Perez look-alike naked.
I mean-
It's your hour.
If that's what you want to do.
You don't like Rosie Perez.
You-you don't think
she's a good actress.
No, I like her fine.
And she's f***ing hot as balls, right?
Yeah, hot as balls.
And I don't want to die
knowing that I could have f***ed
a piece of ass
that looked just like her, do you?
Like I said, Andy,
it's your hour.
Well, here's Regent.
You want to head down that way?
There's no right answer, Andy.
If that's what you want to do...
Hmm.
Let's go in, Andy.
Okay.
I mean, look, it's definitely
not gonna take an hour, Reuben.
I don't think I even really
want to f*** her.
I just want her to, like,
take her clothes off
and look at her,
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