Razorback Page #3

(Dicko shouts) We're turning left!

Stop! Jesus!

Hi. Everything OK?

- Any bones broken?

- (Whimpers)

- Anything like that? You all right?

- Yeah.

Yeah? Good.

(Screams)

- I'll have a go after you, Dicko!

- Mind your own business!

- (Screams)

- Just relax!

Don't rough her up too much, mate!

We don't want to spoil the goods!

- (Benny sniggers)

- (Beth screams)

Go on, son! That's right!

Do you want to make love?

I said... I said do you wanna make...

(Sobs)

(Benny sniggers)

Try it again. Stay on the bed, Mavis.

- That's a good girl.

- Get her legs up, mate!

Can't get her legs open!

How's your French...

I said, how's your French kissing?

(Growling)

(Screams)

(Growling)

Get into it, darl.

Hey, cut that out, Dicko!

- Shut your hole!

- You don't want to kill the bloody woman!

(Growling)

Quick! Let's get out of here!

- Quick!

- I'm just getting her ready!

Leave her!

Get out of here!

(# Elton John:
Blue Eyes)

# Blue eyes holding back the tears

# Holding back the pain

# Baby's got blue eyes... #

(Squeals)

(Screams)

(Screams)

(Screams)

Going to cost more to tow it back

than the bloody thing's worth.

Insurance job. Should have just left it.

Townies run off the road, knock posts down

and wander into the bush.

Bloody locals have got to drop everything

and go looking for them.

- He's back.

- Hey?

- I said he's back.

- Who's back?

An old friend.

- Benny! Benny!

- What do you want, Jake?

- You were there.

- We were where?

You and Dicko. You saw it.

- What was it we saw?

- All right. Where's Dicko?

Dicko didn't see it.

He didn't see any boars or any women.

(C*cks rifle)

Bye, Jake.

Silly old bugger.

Now get off, you.

Bye, Jake.

Cut it out, you mongrel! Just cut it out!

Carl. It's beautiful.

'... claims that

the kangaroo is becoming extinct? '

What do you mean, she's missing?

- It was an accident.

- My fault.

'How many razorbacks

would you kill in a season? '

- 'There isn't a season.'

- Shouldn't have let her go.

'Blasting the sh*t out of a razorback

brightens up my day.'

(Man) That's Jake Cullen.

Excuse me.

Can you tell me who runs this place?

Yeah. Me.

I'd like to reserve a room for the night.

I'll give you a bed out the back.

- Where can I find Jake Cullen?

- Jake?

Nowadays he's out about Ten Train Road.

turn left at the junction,

follow the road right through to the end.

- How about a taxi or a car for hire?

- Taxi?

I haven't seen a taxi here

since about 1953 and he was lost.

Listen, you better take my old bomb.

Just top up the tank when you get back.

- You sure?

- Sure. I'll look after your bag.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

I'd watch the steering.

She gets a bit wobbly over the ton.

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