Ray Meets Helen Page #3

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- Are you gonna come

in for a little bit?

Just for one drink?

One drink, honey, for old times.

- We're just

here to talk, Ginger.

- We'll just talk

and then maybe we'll

dance a little and then

maybe we'll f*** a little,

I don't know, we'll just

see how it goes, you know.

You say you love me

- 512.

Five, one, two.

Hello?

- Let's move

those two out.

We've got a big party

of big spenders coming.

Thank you.

- Always company, Ginger.

What?

- May I take your hat?

- No.

- Would monsieur like

a drink before dinner?

- Bourbon.

- We have bourbon,

idle flower supreme.

- Straight.

- D'accord.

Bourbon, give him

the cheap stuff.

- You got it.

- Did madame

leave room for dessert?

- Um, pie.

- We have guava rum pallet

or pomegranate meringue.

- Oh, just, chocolate

ice cream and cookies.

Who?

- What?

- Your

bourbon, monsieur.

- Give me the check.

- Oui, monsieur.

This clown wants his check.

- Figures.

- Rock bottom.

- Madame.

- That man over there,

he needs some help.

- He's impatient.

- That's all?

- That's enough.

- Merci,

Madame McCloud.

- Oh, I knew it.

Madame.

You didn't service this

non comprede, madame.

Would you like to add it?

- What?

- The tip.

- Oh, how much?

- Well, it's entirely up to you.

Did we please you?

- Just, how much,

I gotta get going?

- Well, 25% is normal.

More if you like, 30, 35.

- How much is that?

Tell me how much.

- 105, total.

- $105?

- Deal.

- This is Mary, thank

you for calling.

I won't be home for a while.

Leave a message if you like.

Ta.

- Yael!

Unbelievable.

Look, Mary, I know

you've been calling.

I don't need to call

you twice, okay, Yael?

You have a pen?

Have I got to do

everything myself?

Seriously, woman.

Car ready?

The bag?

Okay, thanks, go,

go, go, go, go.

Mary.

I know you've been calling.

But, frankly, I haven't really

felt like speaking to you.

Honestly,

I would very much like

to forgive you, Mary,

for what you did

to me, but, sadly,

I can't.

So, I guess, now this

is going to have to be.

Although I sincerely tried.

Goodbye.

Yael!

Oh, baby, I treated

you so right

You gave me sugar every

day and every night

But now you're leaving

and making me feel blue

It's such a heartbreak song

- Are you a friend

of Jimmy's, 208?

- No, I don't know Jimmy.

- Are you sure?

'Cause if you don't know

Jimmy, you are lucky.

He had to have his

jaw wired shut.

Wired shut.

He lost over 50 pounds.

And not the good 50.

He got ugly.

Didn't stop him from trying to

write me love poems, though,

the way he kept

pronouncing it was meh.

It really turned me

off out in the jaw.

Hey, hey.

You know, I'm really

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