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Oh, that's great. Oh, my gosh.

And they wear electronic kilts and stuff.

- That sounds really weird, but that's...

- Yeah, but it's cool.

- You should definitely check it out.

- So you like to wear skirts?

- They're not skirts.

- They look like skirts.

They're electronic dance blankets.

- Dance blankets? Okay.

- Yeah.

Nice move.

Keep it up.

- Hello?

- I'm looking for Ms. Taylor.

- Emma Taylor, right?

- Yeah.

Here you go. I just need you to sign here.

- Thanks, have a good one.

- Thank you.

No.

You didn't sign up for anything?

Sometimes they send stuff from

orientation, welcome gifts or whatever.

No, I mean, there's nothing else

in the box.

There is no letter, no pamphlet, nothing.

Am I crazy?

- Well, it's a free razor.

- Yeah.

Watch me get billed in a couple weeks.

I have to take a picture of this.

This is so funny.

You need to get that hat.

Okay, you're gonna put on this hat.

Here's what my grandmother would take.

- Is that good?

- Oh, so good.

- Room temperature.

- Scale of one to 10.

- 7.3. 8.3.

- 7.3?

- 8.3.

- See?

Now you can go like this.

Can you see my mouth...

Beginner. Interme...

Nice work.

Keep it up.

Hello?

- Hello?

- Hey.

Alex?

Yeah, what,

did you forget my voice already?

Why are you calling me

from a blocked number?

Because you don't answer my calls.

All I wanna do is say hi,

see how New York is.

Okay. I told you I needed space.

Oh, what, I'm smothering you again?

You are unbelievable.

You act like I'm the bad guy. You're

the one who was seeing other people.

For the last time, Alex, I wasn't seeing

anyone. And we were on a break.

Okay, whatever. I'm over it. I'm just

calling to see how everything's going.

Alex, we can't keep doing this.

We can't keep talking like this.

I can't even call you to say hi?

So were we nothing then?

Like we never happened?

Look, we've been over this before.

I just need to focus on myself right now.

And maybe somewhere down the line

we can be friends...

but for now I just really need my space.

So you move to New York

and just forget everything else?

Okay, fine.

I'll just f***ing forget you too.

Have a nice f***ing life, Emma.

So mature.

- How's Dad? Is he around?

- No. He'll be back on Friday.

- Oh, right. He's in Chicago, right?

- Yeah, for the conference.

But... oh, honey, you're breaking up.

How about you? Feel like a New Yorker?

I'm doing so good. It's so amazing here.

I feel like I have a whole new sense

of freedom.

Oh, and I hung out with that guy,

Michael, yesterday.

We went all over New York.

But we didn't do, like, touristy stuff,

so it was really nice.

You sound great, Em.

So happy to see you like this.

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