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the last ones, man.

Yeah, but my dad

is getting pissed, okay?

And what the f*** is in this?

What did he say?

He was asking what it was.

What did you tell him?

To mind his own

f***ing business.

Good, good.

No one can know.

It's a surprise.

Piece of sh*t.

Watch your head.

F***. Yeah!

Let's go eat.

Do you really want

to f***ing eat

in this sh*t hole Chicken Den

piece of sh*t?

This is America, man.

This is what we eat, okay?

I love it.

Dude, Chicken Den?

Do you know what they do with

these animals?

It's all-American.

This is America, baby.

They sit in cages,

sitting in their sh*t all day.

You're such a f***ing prick.

How are you doing?

Welcome to Chicken Den.

How may I help you?

Give me...

Give me the 4-piece,

a 4-piece mixed meat.

Do you want the combo?

Combo.

F***.

A salad, a garden salad.

A 4-piece combo?

Hi, sorry.

A 4-piece combo, you said?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

You're just going to have salad?

Draw cartoon chickens

saying, "Eat me."

$10.70, please.

Yes, ma'am.

How is your day, love?

Perfect. How is yours?

Sunshine and rainbows.

A combo and a salad.

She seem a little bit pissed off?

Yeah.

Thank you.

High-five.

Don't leave me hanging.

This is a fresh, fresh salad.

I'll bet they went out and

picked it this morning.

That looks disgusting.

Your salad probably has bugs

crawling all over it.

Dude, move this.

You're going to knock

it off the f***ing edge.

So tomorrow, 1:
00.

Yeah. Tomorrow, 1:00.

Paintball, right?

No problems with work?

Dude, I've got to call in sick.

You haven't done that yet?

Well, dude, I have

to call it on the day.

I'm not going to

call today and say,

"Listen, tomorrow I'm not going

to be in, because I'm sick."

I talked to you about

this 2 weeks ago.

Yeah, I have to call in

tomorrow.

I said, you said--

Can I have the tray?

I took the day off work too.

We have to play.

Holy sh*t!

Crap!

Would you get me a napkin?

Like, she didn't even say

anything.

She didn't go, "I'm sorry."

No like, "I'm sorry."

Hi!

You brought napkins.

No, no. We'll probably need

like-- I don't know-- a mop.

Are you going to apologize?

I mean, you f***ing got

this sh*t all over us.

Look, I'm sorry.

I'm laughing because you got it

on him, and he's a prick.

Could you

get me more chicken,

because this is right

all over the place.

Yeah, I'll make that.

What's your problem?

I don't have a problem.

I'm sorry.

Is there something

wrong with you?

Look, I'll get

this replaced. That's fine.

She's upset with her life.

Jesus!

Can I get my money back?

Look, I'll get you more stuff,

but I'm not giving

you your money back.

I don't want more stuff.

I'm sorry I dumped stuff on you,

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