Raju Chacha

My name is Gas-bag.

I release laughing gas

This gas is Nitrous Oxide. It was

discovered by Joseph Eastley in 1752

This gas makes weeping faces

laugh and laugh...

till they drop unconscious.

So get ready to laugh

My sympathies, man. Every teacher

who comes here, ends up like this

You are the twenty-first one

I,m throwing out. Don,t come back

I'Ve heard all that. Just give me

the final report, Murty

Sir, it,s proved that the dam

is cracking up

Reason could be water pressure,

or even adulterated cement

Can,t say for sure, but unless

the dam is repaired, it will burst

More than 80,000 people in

about 300 villages are endangered

Has the ministry been informed?

- They faxed. Engineers are coming

When do they arrive? When do they

give a report? When does work start?

No. Our firm does the job.

- Yes, we did build this dam

But now it belongs to the government.

It,s their responsibility

Also the humanitarian onus, Murty.

It,s a question of 80,000 lives

All right, I,m coming

There,s a limit! To everything!

But no limit to your pranks!

You have always had your way.

You get whatever you want!

But this doesn,t mean that you

can do whatever you want!

I bring you the best of teachers,

and you chase them away on day one!

Papa, we,re grown ups now.

We don,t need anyone

You do! Listen! I'Ve decided to send

all three of you to boarding school

See that V.P. Singh? They'Ve become

so insolent! No one even says sorry!

Off they go to boarding school!

Once they,re away from home...

they will mend their ways.

- Sir, what are you doing?

I,m doing the right thing.

Our indulgence has spoilt them

Don,t forget, sir. Over

something similar...

you once threatened to throw

someone out. And what did it end in?

Raju left home. Till today,

he hasn,t returned

Sir, God forbid...

What,s going on?

Don,t disturb us.

- Can,t you see, we,re packing?

Casper, hold your ball

Stop being cross.

Now it happens sometimes

If you guys leave,

how will I live all alone?

You won,t send us to boarding school?

- Not at all

You won,t get another teacher?

- Never! No teacher for you!

One who repents is not a sinner

Rohit, help me. Rahul,s tongue

is wagging a bit too much

You imp! So what were you saying?

Have your laughs, you Satans!

At least admit that you were wrong

Not a nice thing to do, kids

Now that we,re friends again,

don,t I deserve something?

No one can ever take us apart

I want no complaints.

Where,s your inhaler?

I don,t know, Papa

Where is her spray?

How many times have I told you that

she is susceptible to asthma attacks?

She must always carry her spray.

- Sorry sir, I forgot

Keep this

Uncle... you...?

So how have you been?

- After my sister died...

the way you brought up the children

is exemplary

Bread is meant to be buttered.

Uncle uses it to wax his tongue

My nephews are so witty!

- So witty!

So what brings the partners here

so early up?

You are doing millions of people

a good turn by repairing the dam

But why? It,s the government,s job.

The dam is built, our job is over

Is it our responsibility if the dam

bursts, or even if a few people die?

Sure! People die every day! Bhopal or

Orissa what difference does it make?

You mean, let the dam go bust?

- That,s not what I mean to say

I mean, we shouldn,t block our money.

- No harm thinking it over once again

Our engineers estimate a cost

of 290 million. Large amount

What if I were to foot the entire bill

of 290 million? Not the company

How can that be?

- Maybe you take it otherwise

Not at all. You,re thinking

like businessmen. I,m pedestrian

Besides, why not pay back a little

to the country where I earned it all?

I wish there were more businessmen

like you. We,re with you, Siddhant

Your phone

When is she arriving?

My car will pick her up

Who,s arriving, Papa?

- Your governess

But you promised...

- I promised you "no teacher"

I didn,t say "no governess"

Get the car

What,s going to happen now, Rohit?

We,re being cheated.

We,ll change the pitch

Now hear this. An elephant and an ant

were taking a ride on a scooter

Suddenly, a truck speeded in from

the opposite direction, and crash!

The scooter and the truck crashed.

Elephant and ant are tossed out!

Poor elephant was badly injured.

His head cracked up. He was bleeding

The ant just got up.

Nothing had happened to it

Nothing at all?

- Nothing. You know why?

I,ll say! The ant was riding pillion.

- Wrong. The ant was driving

Then why wasn,t it hurt?

- It was wearing a helmet

The elephant wasn,t

It,s very important to wear helmets

while riding a scooter. Else...

you might get hurt, whether

you,re an ant or an elephant

Why are you weeping?

- Why haven,t I a Mummy and Daddy?

Because you,re the most special kid

Let me tell you. When God created

this world, He made lots of babies

Lovely little babies!

Then He made people to look after

the babies. Mummies and Papas

Among the kids, there were some

who were God,s dearest. Just like you

So God decided, "I,ll look after them

Myself. They,re My special babies"

So He called back their

Mummies and their Papas

Kids who don,t have Mummies and Papas

are God,s most special babies. Get it?

Aren,t you too one of

God,s special babies?

That,s why we live in this orphanage.

So near Mister God! Before Him

Mother is calling you

There,s a very good job for you

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