Raiders Of The Lost Shark

-You're back!

-Yeah, took the short route.

This is the most god-awful

boring post I've ever had.

I'd kill you just

for something to do.

-What?

-Just kidding. Mostly.

What's up?

What do you mean?

You look like a kid with

your hand in the cookie jar.

You didn't.

Bring her out.

Hi.

Gary, you idiot,

if the boss knew

you brought a girl out

here, she'd skin you alive.

You're not gonna

tell her, are you?

Give me one good reason.

Easy. I brought

one for you too.

No, no no.

Hey, Gary.

Come on, Tyler.

There's nobody around.

We're guarding an empty lake.

Besides, me and Tracy

haven't seen each other

in almost a week.

Maybe we should go.

No!

We just want

to have some fun.

Alright, go ahead.

Aren't you coming?

Somebody's got

to mind the store.

Look, if this is gonna get

you into trouble, we'll leave.

Na, it's alright.

Aren't you going

to go with them?

-Three's a crowd

-Yeah. Coffee?

You come over here.

It's time for you to take

some of your medicine.

You're not the boss

of me. I'm Tyson!

Tyler.

What'd I tell you,

bro? Best idea ever.

I gotta tell you Gare, when

you're right you're right.

And brother, you're right.

Gary.

Don't worry, this

place is deserted.

Nobody ever comes here.

Besides, who's going to get

me in trouble, my supervisor?

-You know what?

-What?

-It's hot in here.

-You got that right.

No, I mean let's

get out of here.

You know I'm on the clock.

I can't just up and

leave the island.

Well then, let's

go under the stars then.

What do you think, Gare?

Can you handle

things without me?

Yeah. I got her covered.

Your romantic

evening awaits, my dear.

Such a gentleman!

Why can't you be a

gentleman like him?

Cuz you don't like gentlemen.

Yeah!

I guess, there?

Come on, lay down with me.

That water sure looks nice.

You look nice. Why

not come lie down with me?

No, I think I

wanna go for a swim.

A swim? But I brought bubbly

and a blanket and everything.

I'm sorry, what?

Come on, come for a swim!

Gary...

Wait for me!

You know, this isn't

so bad after all.

See, a woman knows best.

And if you're the kind

of guy I think you are

you'll recognize I'm boss.

Ungh!

You see, this is what

I'm talking about!

Quit messing around!

My horoscope was right,

you're no good for me.

Did you hear that?

You're no good for me!

If you don't show yourself in

five seconds we're through!

One... two... three...

It's about time

you smartened up.

RAIDERS OF THE LOST SHARK

I'm sorry that we're

boring you, Steven.

No not at all, Professor

Reynolds. I was just...

Having a dream? Well,

welcome back to reality.

-Sorry.

-Apology accepted.

Let's continue.

The megaladon was as species

of shark that originated

approximately

28 million years ago.

The sheer size of this

beast was staggering.

In some cases, up to and

over 60 feet in length.

-Professor Reynolds?

-Yes, Kim?

You said the shark originated

up to 28 million years ago?

That's right.

Well I was just wondering,

when did it become extinct?

There's speculation

that the creature died off

about 1.5 million years ago.

Speculation?

You don't think that this

could still exist, do you?

Professor Reynolds?

Sorry May. What

was your questions?

I was just wondering

about your thoughts

on the megaladon's extinction.

Do you think that

something like this

could still exist without

us knowing about it?

What about other

prehistoric sea life?

We know more about

the surface of the moon

than we do about the depths

of the oceans and the seas.

Reports of "submarine",

a 55 plus foot shark

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